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2025 Utah Jazz All-Time Bad Draft

Saint Cy of JFC

Saint Cy of JFC

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The Draft has officially started.

Rules/Guidelines:
1. Any player you draft must have at least 1000 minutes played for the Utah Jazz
2. You need to draft at least one center and one PG
3. Teams will only draft 5 players
4. Only career for Utah Jazz matters
5. No time limit for picks. It's a chill draft. Dont rage. Please tag the person who is next after you pick
6. Objective of the draft is to make the worst possible team
7. Draft will snake

Draft Order:

  1. Miggs
  2. Hornacekamania
  3. Ferguson_Mellochill
  4. David Hume
  5. Elizah Huge
  6. SoberasHotRod
  7. Gunter D
  8. Thee Jazz Fan
  9. Coach Ellis
  10. Domino
  11. Saint Cy
  12. Zombie

Round 1:

1. Miggs: Trey Burke
2. Hornacekmania: Kyrylo Fesenko
3. Ferguson: John Ameci
4. David Hume: Melvin Turpin
5. Elizah Huge: Curtis Bordchart
6. Soberas: Jeremy Evans
7. Gunter D: Keith McLeod
8. Thee: Khris Humphries
9. Coach Ellis: THT
10. Domino: Cody Williams
11. Saint Cy of JFC: Earl Watson
12. Zombie: Milt Palacio

Round 2:
13. Zombie: Jeff Withey
14. Saint Cy of JFC: Rudy Gay
15. Domino: Dante Exum
16. Coach Ellis: Enes Kanter
17. Thee: Delaney Rudd
18. Gunter D: Jeff Foster
19. Soberas: Scott Padgett
20. Elizah Huge: Jamal Tinsley
21. David June: Raul Lopez
22. Ferguson: Diante Garrett
23. Hornacekmania: Adam Keefe
24. Miggs: Ronnie Price

Round 3:
25. Miggs: Devin Brown
26. Hornacekmani: John Crotty
27. Ferg: Jamie Watson
28, David Hume: Erick Leckner
29. Elizah Huge: Jarron Collins
30. Soberas: Olden Polynice
31. Gunter D: Chris Morris
32. Thee: Mike Brown
33. Coach Ellis: Sasha Pavlovic
34. Domino: Ekpe Udoh
35. Saint Cy Of JFC: Elijah Millsap
36. Zombie: Keyonte George

Round 4:
37. Zombie: Trey Lyles
38. Saint Cy of JFC: Greg Ostertag
39. Domino: Trent Forrest
40. Coach Ellis: Boris Diaw
41. Thee: David Benoit
42. Gunter D: Mark Jackson
43. Soberas: Gordan Giricek
44. Elizah Huge: Thabo Sefolosha
45. David Hume: Quincy Lewis
46. Ferg: Marc Iavaroni
47. Hornacekmania:
 
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Burke with the career 38.4% from the floor for us, with arguably worse defense, zero intangibles, and a **** mom. Guy hit for the ****** Player Cycle for us and I’m here to love it.

Oh yeah, he had **** athleticism and length to boot.
 
Miggs said:
Burke with the career 38.4% from the floor for us, with arguably worse defense, zero intangibles, and a **** mom. Guy hit for the ****** Player Cycle for us and I’m here to love it.
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No way Trey is the worst player to pick from, but he probably played the most of any of the worst players and has the most visceral dislike because of how hyped the pick was. Also one of the more boring players I've watched for the Jazz.
 
Saint Cy of JFC said:
No way Trey is the worst player to pick from, but he probably played the most of any of the worst players and has the most visceral dislike because of how hyped the pick was. Also one of the more boring players I've watched for the Jazz.
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I think he’s a fine pick for this. Pretty sure any team we create will be straight ***. Burke was a totally wasted pick.
 
Hornacekamania said:
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Kyrylo Fesenko

I also love that AutoCorrect turned his first name into Myrtle. He would’ve had a much better career with that name.


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Love this pick (and the picture is amazing). Way back in the early days of ChatGPT, I was playing around with the model’s capabilities and teaching some of my students about how to use it safely in class. One of the things we did was ask it to write an essay about why Kyrylo Fesenko was the greatest Jazz player of all time.

What it created was a work of art. I wish I still had it, but I have no idea where I saved it at. Very, very over the top.
 
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