Sorry Utah

[Saint Cy of JFC]

https://www.dailyfinance.com/2010/03/26/condom-maker-breaks-down-*****-size-by-state-city/

Edit: I can't get link to work, this sucks.

 

[Scat]

Fail.

 

[YB85]

Sorry indeed.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Just delete this fail of a thread.

 

[Gameface]

So what was this going to be about?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Some maker of custom condoms ranked the average size of ***** by state, Utah was last.

Edit: Wow, we can't say *****?

 

[Gameface]

Some maker of custom condoms ranked the average size of ***** by state, Utah was last.

Edit: Wow, we can't say *****?

No you can't say *****, that would be offensive. You need to say dick so it doesn't offend anyone.

 

[YB85]

Edit: Wow, we can't say *****?

Like many Utah men, this pen is short.

 

[YB85]

No you can't say *****, that would be offensive. You need to say dick so it doesn't offend anyone.

Don't be a prick.

 

[Dr. Jones]

This thread is anything but fail.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Shoot, my bad, Wyoming was dead last, then Utah.

I see a direct correlation between this and the # of black people who live in said state.

 

[Stoked]

I wonder if the large family size in utah due to Mormonism limits the amount of data that is used in Utah. I wonder if that skews the results?

 

[Dr. Jones]

I wonder if the large family size in utah due to Mormonism limits the amount of data that is used in Utah. I wonder if that skews the results?

What's the article say about Kentucky?

(opened myself up on that one, I know)

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

What's the article say about Kentucky?

(opened myself up on that one, I know)

45th smallest.

The data pool isn't huge though, but enough to be considered usable.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I wonder if the large family size in utah due to Mormonism limits the amount of data that is used in Utah. I wonder if that skews the results?

How in the hell could large family size be responsible for skewing data that would suggest small dicks? Damn, that's some reaching...

 

[Dr. Jones]

45th smallest.

Well, ****.

 

[Stoked]

What's the article say about Kentucky?

(opened myself up on that one, I know)

They only used condoms made for normal people. Seeing as Kentucky has an unusually large amount of inbreeding there have been...lets call them "alterations"...alterations to what a dick looks like.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Look on the bright-side though Utah, women are easier to impress.

 

[One Brow]

Illinois at #17.

 

[Stoked]

Look on the bright-side though Utah, women are easier to impress.

Well Utah women usually only give it up to get pregnant. Damn stuffy mormons.