Cowboy tombstone

[Dr. Jones]

Awesome tombstone in Logan, UT won a best inscription award .. worth sharing.



A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:

True Fact: Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan,Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:



1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.



4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and always likes to be with you.



5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

 

[Weezur]

Secrecy Polygamy ftw.

 

[Former Member]

I need to spread more rep around. I'll get you back, PKM.

BTW... this thread is far more deserving of the humor thread than the "two olympic wrestlers" pic.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Also, PKM, PM me the password to your private forum.

 

[Former Member]

Also, PKM, PM me the password to your private forum.

This is either a brilliant post or a duplicate gone wrong! I lean towards brilliance... mainly because I will never admit to anything else.

 

[Chris-L]

PKM that password you sent me doesn't work, WTF?!

 

[Brown Notes]

It was just a matter of time until PKM figured out that the cure for his sobriety was a mistress. Way to go, genius. Beats the hell out of your hand even as soft as I'm sure it is.




Edit to add: I'm not mad at you, it's my wife that passed out.

 

[Dr. Jones]

It was just a matter of time until PKM figured out that the cure for his sobriety was a mistress. Way to go, genius. Beats the hell out of your hand even as soft as I'm sure it is.




Edit to add: I'm not mad at you, it's my wife that passed out.

I thought that would be a good bottle of whisky.

 

[TroutBum]

Great post.

I will be "that guy" and attempt my own "cool story, bro".

My grandma Ballou has this carved on the back of her tombstone:

DEADER 'N HELL

That is a phrase that she and my grandpa used to say about anything that wouldn't work, turn on, or wasn't alive... It was "Deader than Hell". It is the only thing carved on the back, and it's a big over-the-top style headstone. She was awesome.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Great post.

I will be "that guy" and attempt my own "cool story, bro".

My grandma Ballou has this carved on the back of her tombstone:

DEADER 'N HELL

That is a phrase that she and my grandpa used to say about anything that wouldn't work, turn on, or wasn't alive... It was "Deader than Hell". It is the only thing carved on the back, and it's a big over-the-top style headstone. She was awesome.

If true, that IS awesome.

 

[ema]

^^ "If true"?

Haha, PKM, it sounded so naturally. It's awesome.

 

[Dr. Jones]

^^ "If true"?

Haha, PKM, it sounded so naturally. It's awesome.

WTF did you just say?

 

[Former Member]

WTF did you just say?

(In my best Enes voice) First of all... you need to forgive the Turkish brothers on the board. English is not their naturally language.

 

[Dr. Jones]

(In my best Enes voice) First of all... you need to forgive the Turkish brothers on the board. English is not their naturally language.

and second of all?

 

[Former Member]

and second of all?

Doner Kebabs are good.

 

[ema]

WTF did you just say?

If you tell me what does World Taekwondo Federation have to do with the subject, I will translate my English to your English.

 

[Dr. Jones]

If you tell me what does World Taekwondo Federation have to do with the subject, I will translate my English to your English.

No deal.

 

[ema]

No deal.

Knew this was coming.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Knew this was coming.

You know I love ya!

 

[ema]

You know I love ya!

Please just be straight with me. Am I the new dalamon?