Some merged unfunny player idea threads

[Cece]

Watching NBA TV and there's this tall blond kid we should sign to be our center. There's also a great color announcer, a fella by the name of Rod Hundley.

 

[homeytennis]

He's an asst. coach for the Rockets. Makes him ineligible.

 

[NotDeadYet]

LOL; I go back a few years. Sikma has a ring from his days with the Seattle Supersonics. Good rebounder, and a sweet J. As a ROOKIE he was in the NBA championship with Seattle as their PF, but lost. The next year they traded their C and moved Sikma to C, acquiring Lonnie Shelton, a vet PF. That season they won it all... Lenny Wilkins was the coach. Good hard-nosed, tough defensive-minded team; remember them well!!
PG Gus Williams
SG Dennis Johnson
SF Johnny Johnson
PF Lonnie Shelton
C Jack Sikma

 

[Darkwing Duck]

I still say we need to resign James Donaldson.

 

[akirac73]

Man...you guys are so funny, you need to quit your day jobs, and become comedians.

 

[homeytennis]

Cory Violette!!!

 

[Cece]

We could get one good year out of Brad Daugherty.

 

[Beantown]

Brandon Marshall

He says if there is an NFL lockout he is coming to the NBA. Maybe he might be a good fit with our team. We are lacking a drama queen. Atleast we know he wont drop any of DWills passes. Better than Gaines?

https://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5459355

 

[enchilada_style]

Mr. Original.

 

[Hitman]

With the retirement of Matt Harpring we now have a shortage of players who used to play football. I say we sign him.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Thats funny Brandon Marshall thinks he can come into the NBA and be good, he couldnt do it.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Well, if MJ could play baseball, then I guess Marshall might be able to play basketball.