The Official "Ask A Woman" Thread

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

I'm not a woman, but even I know that your shoes should match your belt, unless your shoes are sneakers, flip flops or sandals.

I also know that drapes don't have to match the carpet.

So...

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Slow down, Sandy! (save your breath...let me say it..."that's what she said") Really, though... new rule. You only get four questions per day.

If the white meat is tender and juicy, I'd take white. Otherwise, I'd go with dark.

Would you ever date a guy you met on Jazzfanz? Or is that too weird for you?

Who does that? Seriously. Hella weird.

 

[Dr. Jones]

1 - Is Sandy a girl or boy?
2 - I admit I dated UGLI once.. or twice.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Slow down, Sandy! (save your breath...let me say it..."that's what she said") Really, though... new rule. You only get four questions per day.

If the white meat is tender and juicy, I'd take white. Otherwise, I'd go with dark.



Who does that? Seriously. Hella weird.

A.. I heard you got married and your new husband won't let you post here.. is that true or made up?

 

[jazz_fanatic]

B.. Let's hope I never marry someone that controlling.

 

[The Black Swordsman]

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

 

[Stoked]

Yes to 2, no to 1. You decide.



Why only those 4?

Depends. Yay, but once you hit homeless man status, you gotta trim that beast 'cause I ain't goin' anywhere near yo' face.

It's TBS. He was embellishing with 4 as it is.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Do YOU think it's sexy?

You can't answer a question with a question.

 

[One Brow]

Rules: Please treat this thread with respect, as you would your women.

Really, you should ask for higher standards.

 

[Stoked]

Really, you should ask for higher standards.

Maybe you should treat your woman better.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Is a R.Kelly mixtape a good thing to send to a girl to make her want to have sex with you?

 

[One Brow]

By the way, Jazzfanz won't let me post the link because it contains the scientific word for male genitalia. So you're going to have to replace the stars in the URL.

In that study, size was one of the least important factors. So, it matters like it matters if you wear matching socks to a job interview. It's not the primary concern.