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Scat said:
Any place that has greasy, finger food. I always feel like I am covered in grease and need a shower... then again, that might make a great segue.
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The Thriller said:
Ugh.

Why does pizza/Italian food give me date gut? It's just some gas. And then it's fine!

What are the worst places/foods to eat while on a date?
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Start out with some overcooked broccoli. Move on to smoked kippers and dried fruit, mango works well. Then finish it off with anything from Golden Corral and you are set. The bloating will be epic!
 
Anywhere they serve big portions should do the trick. I'm pretty sure most people probably overeat when out of dates, at least when going through that whole awkward get to know you phase. So when your car smells like an outhouse later on in the date and it wasn't you who did it.....
 
There is really no way of avoiding it. You just need to develope gas release tactics. such as: when i was dating my wife i would always let her in the car first, shut her door, then walk the long way around the truck and pass some gas... I cant even tell you how many times i used this one. if you cant avoid the gas adapt to to it.
 
JGolds said:
There is really no way of avoiding it. You just need to develope gas release tactics. such as: when i was dating my wife i would always let her in the car first, shut her door, then walk the long way around the truck and pass some gas... I can tell you how many times i used this one. if you cont avoid the gas adapt to to it.
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This.


Lol
 
JGolds said:
There is really no way of avoiding it. You just need to develope gas release tactics. such as: when i was dating my wife i would always let her in the car first, shut her door, then walk the long way around the truck and pass some gas... I can tell you how many times i used this one. if you cont avoid the gas adapt to to it.
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Sound advice. Solid.

Or just marry someone who has no problem ripping one off in front of you (or on top of you, or while you are fooling around, or in line at Walmart, or waiting at the dentists office, or at a Jazz game, or...) then laughing at the look on your face when you want to throw up. Classic.

Now that is true love. Or something.
 
JGolds said:
There is really no way of avoiding it. You just need to develope gas release tactics. such as: when i was dating my wife i would always let her in the car first, shut her door, then walk the long way around the truck and pass some gas... I cant even tell you how many times i used this one. if you cant avoid the gas adapt to to it.
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Make sure to squat pretending to tie your shoes before you open your car door. It helps air out any lingering residue.
 
This thread just got so much better these last few posts. Lol

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