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JGolds said:
There is really no way of avoiding it. You just need to develope gas release tactics. such as: when i was dating my wife i would always let her in the car first, shut her door, then walk the long way around the truck and pass some gas... I can tell you how many times i used this one. if you cont avoid the gas adapt to to it.
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This.


Lol
 
JGolds said:
There is really no way of avoiding it. You just need to develope gas release tactics. such as: when i was dating my wife i would always let her in the car first, shut her door, then walk the long way around the truck and pass some gas... I can tell you how many times i used this one. if you cont avoid the gas adapt to to it.
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Sound advice. Solid.

Or just marry someone who has no problem ripping one off in front of you (or on top of you, or while you are fooling around, or in line at Walmart, or waiting at the dentists office, or at a Jazz game, or...) then laughing at the look on your face when you want to throw up. Classic.

Now that is true love. Or something.
 
JGolds said:
There is really no way of avoiding it. You just need to develope gas release tactics. such as: when i was dating my wife i would always let her in the car first, shut her door, then walk the long way around the truck and pass some gas... I cant even tell you how many times i used this one. if you cant avoid the gas adapt to to it.
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Make sure to squat pretending to tie your shoes before you open your car door. It helps air out any lingering residue.
 
This thread just got so much better these last few posts. Lol

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Make sure to squat pretending to tie your shoes before you open your car door. It helps air out any lingering residue.
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This is great advice... sometimes grabbing your pants and trying to air them out or spanking yourself before getting in the car can be awkward... but you know that any guy that sees you knows exactally what your going though and what your doing. so they just smile, laugh and look on...
 
UGLI baby said:
Whoa bro, last post you had a gs3. Just Wtf is going on here?

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Me thinks SCH-I535 is the scientific name for gs3
 
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