Lucas is the greatest thing to happen to the Jazz this season. Lucas appreciation thread.

[Mongoose]

shows you how retarded corbin is. with his vets first strategy.

corbin was trying to win that game.

This is what I don't understand... If Corbin really is trying to win, why does Lucas ever step foot on the floor. I have never in my life seen a more worthless NBA player.

 

[homeytennis]

This is what I don't understand... If Corbin really is trying to win, why does Lucas ever step foot on the floor. I have never in my life seen a more worthless NBA player.

John Crotty was pretty bad.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

As bad as Lucas is I think my grandma would be capable of playing even worse.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

^ Well, maybe not.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

This is what I don't understand... If Corbin really is trying to win, why does Lucas ever step foot on the floor. I have never in my life seen a more worthless NBA player.

Milton Felatio!
34 year old Howard Eyes Lee.

 

[Spinoza]

This is what I don't understand... If Corbin really is trying to win, why does Lucas ever step foot on the floor. I have never in my life seen a more worthless NBA player.

Because Corbin genuinely believes "vets" are better simply because they are vets. Don't try to use high-level thinking to understand a man with a low IQ.

 

[Mongoose]

Milton Felatio!
34 year old Howard Eyes Lee.

Both pretty bad, but I think they both at least had better size than Pukea$$.

 

[Weezur]

Lucas looks like Mani Love out there

 

[Nate505]

No, it'll be because of Lindsey. You want to award the grunt instead of the general behind it all or the captain who executed the plan.

Lucas is the Audie Murphy of grunts though.

 

[Nate505]

Milton Felatio!
34 year old Howard Eyes Lee.

Jason Hart is my choice for worst Jazz PG ever.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Jason Hart is my choice for worst Jazz PG ever.

Jason Fart, that guy was Horrible bro.
Him and John Lucas can attend a sausage eating contest that I wouldn't dare attend.

Don't forget Brevin Knight, atleast Brev could pass.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Jason Fart, that guy was Horrible bro.
Him and John Lucas can attend a sausage eating contest that I wouldn't dare attend.

Don't forget Brevin Knight, atleast Brev could pass.

What in the world could the bolded comment possibly mean?

BTW, Carlos Boozer and Kosta Koufous can attend a banana peeling contest that I wouldn't dare attend.

If any contest involves men paying close attention to objects of that general shape I really want no part of it.