spycam1
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How big was the snickers bar? Unless it was king sized, you got pwned.
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How big was the snickers bar? Unless it was king sized, you got pwned.
False. Popcorn is cheap as hell if you buy in bulk. The snickers bar was regular size, probably cost a dollar and change at a gas station.
Plus a snickers bar is portable and has a lot more energy value. I ate it in class today as I was getting sleepy and it really helped me out. That same teacher isn't going to be too happy if get up in the middle of class to go to the break room, pop teh popcorn, then eat it in class.
A. The smell would be distracting and everyone would be jealous
B. Writing notes with buttery hands would be hard.
I would say I won the trade by far.
Stifle Tower
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Popcorn may have been stale. I'd never do a trade with CyTo; he's just too sneaky.
Edit: Ah, a microwaveable bag. Yes, he definitely came out ahead. I was thinking maybe a bag of the good stuff from Popcornopolis.
Hantlers
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Almost as bad of a decision as most of Dala's fantasy trades.
Holy crap y'all really underrate snickers bars. Easily my favorite candy bar.
What are you, some kind of popcorn elitist?
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b_line
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Trade Grades:
Cyrone Torbin: A-
As Spycam1 mentioned, the one way to improve this trade for Torbin would have been to demand no less than King Size Snickers. Still, Cyrone will benefit from increased caloric intake during class, possibly leading to higher test score percentage. The undersold value of this trade is that Cyrone will not get caught acting unlike himself later today, and when he is sitting in class, and wondering why he can't go anywhere for a while, he can grab a snickers.
Lidney Sowe (Cyrone Torbin's roomie): A+
At face value, this was a calorie dump for Lidney Sowe, but let's look a little deeper into this trade. Lidney has long been planning on buying a bag of delicious buttery popcorn to eat while watching the ice dancing finals rerun from the olympics, but recently found out that, due to his unpaid tax bill, he would not be able to purchase the popcorn. With this trade, Sowe is able to accomplish his goal of butter fingers, as well as apply about $0.89 to his tax bill from the saved popcorn expenditure.
Cyrone Torbin: A-
As Spycam1 mentioned, the one way to improve this trade for Torbin would have been to demand no less than King Size Snickers. Still, Cyrone will benefit from increased caloric intake during class, possibly leading to higher test score percentage. The undersold value of this trade is that Cyrone will not get caught acting unlike himself later today, and when he is sitting in class, and wondering why he can't go anywhere for a while, he can grab a snickers.
Lidney Sowe (Cyrone Torbin's roomie): A+
At face value, this was a calorie dump for Lidney Sowe, but let's look a little deeper into this trade. Lidney has long been planning on buying a bag of delicious buttery popcorn to eat while watching the ice dancing finals rerun from the olympics, but recently found out that, due to his unpaid tax bill, he would not be able to purchase the popcorn. With this trade, Sowe is able to accomplish his goal of butter fingers, as well as apply about $0.89 to his tax bill from the saved popcorn expenditure.
I like mine better stale. I prefer to call it cured though.
Hantlers
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This has to be one of those things you can only eat when you're high.
Stale popcorn is terrible.
