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GAME THREAD: 3/26/14 - Grizzlies @ Jazz, 8:30 local, ESPN

I can't wait for the post game where Ty, Richard, and Marvin subtly blame the loss on the inexperience of youth. "But it is what it is. It's where were at and who we are."







Honestly though, I'm not sure why I always wait around to hear them say the same stuff. I guess I am hoping for Marv and Rich to say

I'm exhausted and realize that I am no longer NBA starter material, but would like to thank Coach Corbin for bolstering my self-esteem and trying to get me a new contract; however, I am tired of pretending. The fans are right. The reporters are right. Us playing this much is directly stealing minutes from two players in Enes and Alec who are better than us, and who actually have a future with this organization. I am going to retire and cuddle up in a bedspread of Benjamins, wearing Grant pajama pants, and wiping my arse with Woodrow Wilson's face. Thank you Ty!
 
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