Jazz vs Heat | Wednesday December 8th @ 7:00pm (The Rematch)

[UB]

Alright everyone, just keep your pants on!
This is going to get hard!
The Jazz will bring the Heat to their knees tomorrow night!
You'd better hope they don't blow it!
Cuz it'll be a mess to clean up!
You'll see a lot of quick penetration from the Heat, but they'll get it in the end!
A quick in-and-out experience for Miami here in SLC!
Boy I hope it's Deron with the long Money Shot tomorrow night!
Miami's gonna get creamed!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Lame spur of the moment poem

Lebron, you power hungry foo
You always sucked in schoo
You think you are a Beast
We say you are the Least
Some say you are a King
And you think your boy’s a prince
We think you are a Dink
And will make your family Wince
When we blow your powder cloud
Prepare to be Plowed
We say you are a Spazz
And Yes, we are the Jazz.

 

[NCJazz]

Alright everyone, just keep your pants on!
This is going to get hard!
The Jazz will bring the Heat to their knees tomorrow night!
You'd better hope they don't blow it!
Cuz it'll be a mess to clean up!
You'll see a lot of quick penetration from the Heat, but they'll get it in the end!
A quick in-and-out experience for Miami here in SLC!
Boy I hope it's Deron with the long Money Shot tomorrow night!
Miami's gonna get creamed!

This seems oddly like some type of sexual innuendo. i will think long and hard about it.

 

[prodigy]

 

[Marty McFly]

LeTRADER? Wow, brilliant.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

LeTRADER? Wow, brilliant.

Many people don't know that by day, he is a stock broker.
I think I read that on one of his tatoo's once..... front row.. you know.

 

[Jazz4ever]

The Heat will be playing more up tempo than our first meeting. They have conceded it's the only way they can win (outscore you). As someone said, limit the jumpers or they will be fast breaking like crazy.

 

[Inn Dawn]

Many people don't know that by day, he is a stock broker.
I think I read that on one of his tatoo's once..... front row.. you know.

lol

 

[Coloradojazzfan]

 

[TroutBum]

Chucker: "Duuuuuurrrrrrrr"

LePoopRim: "Lulz, Trout thinks your mom is ugly."

 

[carolinajazz]

Not remotely close enough to continue to warrant a roster spot. Look, if we were playing under the old illegal defense rules still, and we could just park him up above the 3 point line and make the opposing team have to put a man on him, like we did with Mark Eaton, and play 4 on 4, he would be a better fit. But this isnt 1993, and the days of big no-talented centers in that mold are a thing of the past. And so I ask, beg, and implore, to paraphrase another thread title: "Can the Fesenko experiment please end!?"

....that's calling a spade a spade...oh....I mean a white stiff a white stiff!

 

[Hitman]

Here's a photo to caption:

"C.J. Miles (left) looks on as LeBron James (right) flicks away a fresh booger. The Utah Jazz beat the Miami Heat Tuesday evening 116-114 in overtime."