Funny Things You've Overheard About the Jazz

Gameface · Oct 16, 2014

This thread is a place to post stupid things you hear non-Jazzfanz say about our beloved team.

Ready. Set. Go!

b_line · Oct 16, 2014

Every year they start out the season great, then end up sucking.

Saint Cy of JFC · Oct 16, 2014

"Who are the Jazz?"

Deleted member 848 · Oct 16, 2014

"Cool hat!! Did you go to music school in Utah?"

Joe Bagadonuts · Oct 16, 2014

dalamon said:
"Cool hat!! Did you go to music school in Utah?"

Might as well close the thread now because this comment cannot be topped.

candrew · Oct 16, 2014

The Jazz??? Really??? How did you end up a Jazz fan? - Every person I've ever talked to about pro basketball ever since 1995.

Stoked · Oct 16, 2014

City of Utah.

What sport do they play?

yamers · Oct 16, 2014

"IM SO OLD THAT I CAN remember when Karl Malone was the only black guy on the jazz"

LOL I heard somebody say that...I died laughing.

mellow · Oct 16, 2014

So the Jazz season is coming up again. Are they going to do that nugget deal at McDonalds again?

cowhide · Oct 16, 2014

What a dumb name for your team? You should give the name back to New Orleans. Jazz suck!!!

Siro · Oct 16, 2014

cowhide said:
What a dumb name for your team? You should give the name back to New Orleans. Jazz suck!!!

This is sometimes followed by something like "more like the Utah Polygamists".

Stoked · Oct 16, 2014

Siro said:
This is sometimes followed by something like "more like the Utah Polygamists".

I've also heard the:

Bees
Wasps
Deseret
Pioneers
Mormons
Prophets

All terrible names.