David Locke and his Strange Love Calls

[jazzlurker]

Are his calls getting stranger or am I hearing things??? I'm waiting for a new signature call like his "he just got stabbed and clawed by a caged bear gobert".

Locke if you are reading how bout these gems of gout:

1. Ooooh Bron just layed a Clevlend Steamer and Gobert just ate it up.
2. Sexy Exum just dropped a bomb and the toilet cobra was flushed home.
3. Eewwww kobe just dribbled on the rim and Kanter the janitor just wiped it clean.
4. Yes Favors just did us a favor and stuffed that orange in the muddy tunnel.
5. Man Haywards so smooth like I dream of. Wish he'd join me in my bath with a bottle of baby oil.
6. Burkes so clutch I wish he'd clutch me. (I'd write something else less appropriate here like bal!$)

Feel free to add your own.

 

[Stifle Tower]

How about mods Locke this thread

 

[jazzlurker]

Calm down Ebineezer

 

[enchilada_style]

I like it. Good work OP.

 

[fishonjazz]

the toilet cobra was flushed home.

Well done
I legit lol'd at the one I quoted though

 

[r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t]

1. Ooooh Bron just layed a Clevlend Steamer and Gobert just ate it up.
2. Sexy Exum just dropped a bomb and the toilet cobra was flushed home.
3. Eewwww kobe just dribbled on the rim and Kanter the janitor just wiped it clean.
4. Yes Favors just did us a favor and stuffed that orange in the muddy tunnel.
5. Man Haywards so smooth like I dream of. Wish he'd join me in my bath with a bottle of baby oil.
6. Burkes so clutch I wish he'd clutch me. (I'd write something else less appropriate here like bal!$)

Well, this certainly is Lockeward...

 

[hhhhkau]

6. Burkes so clutch I wish he'd clutch me. (I'd write something else less appropriate here like bal!$)

Lucky you didn't get less appropriate.

Can you give some examples of his actual strange love calls? I only hear him on the podcast, where he's a different flavour of strange.

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

A few laugh out loud moments here. Very credible possibilities.


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[b_line]

Jailhouse rim rocker is the weirdest one I have heard him say.

 

[jazzlurker]

Lucky you didn't get less appropriate.

Can you give some examples of his actual strange love calls? I only hear him on the podcast, where he's a different flavour of strange.

If you can listen to the live stream of the play by play you will get it. The bear gobert comment was his....

Waiting for him to say, "Dante just jumped like a kangaroo and boomeranged that ball into the outback".

Or

1. Kanters swat makes me hot, the turkeys done and everyone can eat.

 

[hhhhkau]

Internationals can't get the radio play by play, as far as I can tell.

 

[fishonjazz]

1. Kanters swat makes me hot, the turkeys done and everyone can eat.

Lol