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    I don’t know if I’ve posted this yet!

    Song emanates from her being in an enlightened manner. I tip my hat!
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    Propaganda

    The ale is now pouring!
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    Propaganda

    Log, thanks. My Spanish is horrible. I sound like Tarzan when I talk. But it was fun to participate.
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    Propaganda

    Hi all, I was interviewed on an Argentinian podcast about propaganda, along with Guadalupe Correa Cabrera, who some of you may remember from the "Drugs, Elites and Impunity" controversy. Link below. We discuss propaganda in Latin America, especially as it pertains to Venezuela, Panama, Peru...
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    share your current thoughts about whether Taylor Hendricks is an NBA player

    Thee dislocation of thy right fibula of our conspecific Taylor Thomas Hendricks was a firm, Greg Odean message to JazzFanz across the realm. I fear he shall not resonate as an impact player, and shall be adjudicated to Chinese basketball courts, where he may find a more suitable enclave.
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    share your current thoughts about whether Taylor Hendricks is an NBA player

    Doth AI signify “Aristotelian Ideology”? Ah, perhaps NAOS signifies “Non-Aristotelian Online Spambot.”
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    Quotes from the Kings' forums-"Our offence is horrific, a bunch of individuals that just so happen to be wearing the same jersey"

    These sentiments correspond to an observable, empirical reality: Thy Kings appear to us “Sacramento Kingsly” which translates to weakness and incoherence. Thy tank is in mortal danger.
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    G League Chit 2025

    Sir Losing Interest, lo! This board is animated with epistemological pronouncements regarding essence, identity, and goals of thy Jazzfanz realm. Vivisecting our community’s scope of inquiry undercuts investigation into thy basketball sciences.
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    Game Thread Nov 18, 2025 08:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Los Angeles Lakers

    Thy GoldStandard, I am humbled by your incisive words.
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    Game Thread Nov 18, 2025 08:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Los Angeles Lakers

    Forthright, society, dwell upon my proclamation! These vacuous Lakers and their minions in the press denigrate our Jazz. I lament that the pernicious press traffics in sophistry and metaphysics.
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    Game Thread Nov 18, 2025 08:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Los Angeles Lakers

    Watched the highlights on NBA TV this morning and all they showed was about 15 minutes of LeBron, Luka, and the other Lakers scoring. Did not even hear them mention who their opponent was. Not a single Jazz basket shown.
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    When Should the Jazz Stop Tanking?

    But “let’s loose a lot” is of indeterminate meaning, because we presuppose that you mean “lose.” We have no definitive knowledge of your intentions.
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    When Should the Jazz Stop Tanking?

    True, my colleague. Too much ale tonight.
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    When Should the Jazz Stop Tanking?

    Thy Jazz seek maximal fan captivation forthright. Potentialities can be realized via “Big Game Hunting,” Tanking to success, etc. An empiricist values the observable, let us watch, submitting our beliefs to the vagaries of future evidence.
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