1. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Jazz Season Will End Against Portland Tomorrow

    Should I be happy that we beat the Nazis? No. I wanted more. I wanted the Nuremberg Trials; I wanted Germany split up into East and West; I wanted that funny little moustache banned.... Wining isn't everything, you know. There is great joy in winning and then crushing the losers you left behind...
  2. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Jazz Season Will End Against Portland Tomorrow

    I remember that series well. Jazz were scared. Had flyweights to deal with the heavyweight Adams. Series went six games....I believe if you add up all the points from all six games, Jazz only beat OKC by 10 or so. Believe me, you don't want to meet Portland with Melo in the playoffs this...
  3. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Jazz Season Will End Against Portland Tomorrow

    That's like asking, "Will you leave this forum if Godzilla attacks Tokyo?" Ain't no way going to happen, buddy.
  4. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Jazz Season Will End Against Portland Tomorrow

    Uhh, it was the assistance of the refs that gave you that series.
  5. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Jazz Season Will End Against Portland Tomorrow

    You are being too literal. The last game the Jazz will play this year is tomorrow against Melo The Jazz Killer and his Blazers. After that beatdown Jazz fans will be asking, "What's the point of playing any other games?" Your season ends tomorrow. Humiliated. Brought down to Earth. Time to...
  6. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Jazz Season Will End Against Portland Tomorrow

    Impossible.
  7. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Jazz Season Will End Against Portland Tomorrow

    OK, we all see the Jazz sitting in first place. But let's be real, they had tons of advantages to get there: - Jazz feasted on the weak West teams - LeBron was out for a third of the season - shortened 72 game season (if 82 games, Jazz would lose last ten and be out of playoffs) - no opponent...
  8. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Bojan Bogdanovic named Western Conference Player of the Week

    Uhh, when you Jazz get to the heights pictured below, let us know. Until then, your thread is much ado about small potatoes. Bojan wins player of the week. What are you going to post next: Conley wins player of a five minute stretch on a Tuesday?
  9. MeloTheJazzKiller

    For our favourite non jazz fan I'd like to recommend this non jazz podcast.

    Podcast? I lived through it all. You know what I'll do? I'll listen to that after we win our third title in four years. I can laugh about all that stuff then. (But to be honest, I am an old school real man. Podcats and Tik Tok and video games...I see that stuff as stuff for dweebs and geeks...
  10. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    Oh, I can deliver. I delivered on January 6th. Perhaps you need a reminder:
  11. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    My Knicks done? Uhh, you better look at the debacle your team is. You played Denver last night - a top team. Do the math, if Bojan didn't score 48 you Jazz get slaughtered 120-79! That doesn't scare you? Losing by 48 points to a team you might face in the playoffs?
  12. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    You fools know not what you do. You didn't want/ask us to beat the Suns, and now you don't want us to beat the Clippers. Fools, your season is spiraling out of control (you had first place most of the season, but then when the chips are down the Suns took it from you). YOU NEED THE KNICKS HELP...
  13. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    In response to all you idiotic Jazz fans who came here and posted after we lost a hard fought, classic game against the Suns....you dopes blew it. The very point of this thread (if you knew how to read) was we will help you out if you ask nicely. Well, you never asked...so go out and do things...
  14. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    Won't wait a week. In a week's time you Jazz will probably even be out of the play-in games. I realize after the beatdown to the Suns you took Friday night, that the Jazz need help. You can't do it on your own. So tonight we are playing the Rockets. We will be cool and beat them for you.
  15. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Hey, We'll Help You Out If You Ask Nicely

    The NBA gave us the most ridiculous schedule in history. The last nine games of the season and we have to play seven of them against western conference teams during a west coast road swing. Now here's where New York can help Utah out. Three nights ago during the NFL draft you gave the NY Jets a...
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