Recent content by The Jazz Wonderbra

Regardless of the trade with the Clippers, whatever team makes it needs to require the dead tree sitting outside the Staples Center featured by Pablo.

Niang, Collier, and Svi or Brice for Bogdonovic and a 2031 unprotected pick swap. Success on trade machine. Why the clippers do it? Youth and some fire power at a bargain. Why the jazz would do it? Collier is the odd man out with Key and Walt. I also feel like Svi takes minutes from Brice...

Give me DJ next to Ace please! That starts to look like a winning advantage.

Now that I have made the connection, I am going to crack up every time. To which Perd would respond: "Cracking up sounds like a terrifying experience that a person would not be able to survive"

I kept laughing as I listened to Bill Kennedy's reviews. Then it hit me tonight who he reminds me of. PERD HAPLEY!!! He is totally pulling a Perd every time. Here are a couple of clips to compare: View...

Key looked SOOO bad today. If he was sick then why have him play through it? Give him 10 minutes. But Collier and Walt both need minutes. What better time than when Key is sick?

Ace is so fun to watch! That smile! The way he doesnt force the game. The athleticism. The bright future. The defensive effort. The length. The shooting form. He is just a joy to watch!

Thats 100% win percentage in their last 1 games. I'd call it a streak!

Depends on what you call a tank. Bottom 2? Bottom 4? Bottom 6?

It looks like there are 9 teams starting to separate from the pack. East: Hornets: 4 wins Nets: 3 Wizards: 2 Pacers: 2 West: Jazz: 5 Clippers: 5 Kings: 5 Mavs: 5 Pelicans: 3 Grizzlies with 7 wins are on the bubble but they are trending in the right direction. We need to finish bottom 6 to...

What archetype do we think we need? I think that's the better question. Then refine the list from there. I personally think if we are to have a championship team then we need another wing. One that brings a lot of gravity with him and that plays defense too. I think he needs to be a star...

You judged all of America first so... cool.

Neat. Is Slovenia the only country where it is customary and expected that everyone intentionally stain their teeth with cigarettes to the point of making people throw up nicotine?

Just watched the game. Doncic is such a whining weiner face. His ugly smoker teeth. His stupid antics. His constant flopping when he is stuck. I dont know what's worse... Luka or the refs falling for it. The 3rd quarter he got ever call except the one we reviewed. I didnt read this...

I have been saying his value is so much higher than most of the board. It has been annoying to get so much push back that he is a negative contract and that we would be lucky to get 2 firsts for him. Go back and listen to the trade series podcast about trading Lauri. Pretty poor trade values...