416Klawzz
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Dude he is one dimensional, defenses will lock in on him then he will get stripped
Bogie fighting Bogie
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mdalby
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It drives me crazy when he gets the ball stripped when he drives.
Engorged On Unborn Gore
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Yeah, so? He’ll also score and make plays. He’ll also keep the floor open for other players to attack the rim. He’ll also get hot from long distance.
The way you describe things is like some mythical fairytale world where “getting stripped” is all he is capable of.
416Klawzz
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Bojan shys away and isn't ****, he is medicore at best I will laugh at you when he slumps again since you cheer him on like his wife
Engorged On Unborn Gore
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...wait, did you just straight up steal/re-use someone else’s joke within the same argument? That’s some pretty limp sh!+, right there.
It’s going to be fun watching people like you be forced to either cheer him or cheer against him while we win. You’re gonna talk a bunch of pointless ****, then he’s still going to be walking out of the bathroom holding your panties for his friends to see.
416Klawzz
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Could he pass while penetrating ? So when he doesn't get stripped he turns it over. Ever know a game where he can bounce back by not ******** the bed? He was always a stiff that could get hot now and again, he is cooked and so is his wrist. I will remember you when we trade him, you must love his blown layups and blaming the refs right ?
Engorged On Unborn Gore
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I remember exactly this type of talk when Ingles was slumping. Yer gonna have crow feathers exploding from your anus.
God, I hope so. There’s nothing better than I-told-you-sos sprinkled with immediately borrowed jokes.
I’ll be waiting for you with my body smeared with as much mango chutney as I can buy.
416Klawzz
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Quit mentioning Ingles in the same breath as BrokeDownovich. Ingles is not a one trick pony. While you buy the mango chutney buy a wheelchair and a wrist brace for your hubby fool
Engorged On Unborn Gore
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Neither is Bogey.
416Klawzz
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You are clearly foolish man. What can he do drive ? Penetrate ? Dish? No he can only shoot and sucks at that. The opposition smokes him because his d is inferior. He isn't special you are acting as if he is an elite scorer ... Nope he is in the decline of his career.
416Klawzz
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Just focus on polishing his bald spot while hekate feeds Niang more fatty foods
Engorged On Unborn Gore
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Yeah, when healthy, he can.
If Bogey can’t dish, then the Jazz are ~5 pts worse on the year. He gets 2 assists per game.
What exactly are your expectations?
Hm.
No one on this team is truly special. Only Gobert can be discussed in those terms. But Bogey, when healthy, is far more than just a shooter.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock until 2021.
416Klawzz
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Bojan is a turnover machine when he picks up his dribble, he gets stripped and coughs it up when defenses swarm on him, he then blows layups and blames the referees for his inability to finish layups but they never bail him out. He is a weapon but not a primary reliable one, he would come off the bench for most teams. Just don't make him out to be something he isn't, he is not elite.
Engorged On Unborn Gore
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???
So you’re allowed to use these untrue absolutes to describe his play, conclude with strawman arguments, and not come up with a single original joke.
I think I’ve got it now.
416Klawzz
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Untrue absolutes, dude ask people on this board ask any basketball fan they will tell you all this regarding Bojan, clearly don't understand basketball and you are in denial.
The schedule is getting super easy so the Jazz should have a number of blowouts/long lasting comfortable leads so they will be able to force feed Bogey to get him back.
The worst thing for Bogey is when the game is tight and he's having a bad game, you can tell he's mentally thinking he's costing the team the game and shouldn't be touching the ball. Now the Jazz will be blowing teams out and they can just let Bogey go to work and remind himself he's a bad dude.
The worst thing for Bogey is when the game is tight and he's having a bad game, you can tell he's mentally thinking he's costing the team the game and shouldn't be touching the ball. Now the Jazz will be blowing teams out and they can just let Bogey go to work and remind himself he's a bad dude.
Engorged On Unborn Gore
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Good lord, your comments in this thread have aged well!
Keep me updated when those trade talks begin.
416Klawzz
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Be like others on here and embrace the unity ... Don't divide. Guess you were perfect with every single assesment on each player. Good going man, be proud!
