TV Update

MeloTheJazzKiller · May 3, 2023

Tried out my new TV last night. Now it is only half broken.

1. I looked to watch a Jazz playoff game…my new TV still does not get Jazz playoff games.

2. I looked to watch a Knicks playoff game…man, my TV was perfect. It clearly showed me the Knicks are world beaters. My God, last night we beat the Holy Hell out of the Heat….you know, the team of Pat Riley, LeBron, Wade, Bosh, Mourning, Butler, Herro….and we destroyed them!

seattlejazzfan · May 3, 2023

okay, that's damn funny. i mean pretty funny. i mean, kinda funny. i mean, i did smile. i really did.

homeytennis · May 3, 2023

seattlejazzfan said:
okay, that's damn funny. i mean pretty funny. i mean, kinda funny. i mean, i did smile. i really did.

The Heat do have the Jazz training camp cut in the rotation so they are really good.

LogGrad98 · May 3, 2023

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homeytennis · May 6, 2023

My TV was on the fritz today. How did the Knicks do? Another big win? They must have leverage over the Jazz now.

MeloTheJazzKiller · May 7, 2023

homeytennis said:
My TV was on the fritz today. How did the Knicks do? Another big win?

My TV was also down yesterday….so I took out my DVD set of Yankee Championships. It’s a 27 volume set.

MT Steve · May 7, 2023

MeloTheJazzKiller said:
My TV was also down yesterday….so I took out my DVD set of Yankee Championships. It’s a 27 volume set.

DVD?

You cheating on VHS now?

gomretat · May 8, 2023

I am not sure I have ever seen a playoff beatdown that was as bad as game 3. The Knicks score 86 points and get beat very badly by an 8 seed who shoots 39% from the field and 20% from the 3 point line. That is horrific basketball. The TV is going to be broken for a long time.

The Jazz Wonderbra · May 8, 2023

Don't ruin Melo's week man. This is the best the Knicks have done in his whole life. 2nd round and out hasn't happened since 2013 (Melos birth year) and anything more than second round hasn't happened since the last millenia ended.

Let the guy have a ray of hope without dashing him on the rocks folks.

MeloTheJazzKiller · May 9, 2023

My TV worked last night.
I wish it didn’t.

MeloTheJazzKiller · May 11, 2023

Wow, it was just a fifty cent fuse. I put in the new one and my TV worked beautifully last night.

Peter Effin' Parker · May 11, 2023

MeloTheJazzKiller said:
Wow, it was just a fifty cent fuse. I put in the new one and my TV worked beautifully last night.

Now we know Melo is older than 55 . . . .nobody else would know what the hell a fuse has to do with a TV

homeytennis · May 12, 2023

My TV busted again. Did the Knicks pull it out? Do they really have some leverage on the Jazz now?

JazzGal · May 13, 2023

Sorry for your loss, Melo.

Rubashov · May 13, 2023

Eat a bowl of dicks Melo.

whatthe · May 13, 2023

Rubashov, Melo is our honorary troll.
He's been granted legendary status. If you are offended then I can't help you.

kabenac · May 13, 2023

Bet the Knicks could have used Donovan Mitchell. Too bad they blew the trade by offering us scrubs and not enough picks!

gomretat · May 13, 2023

kabenac said:
Bet the Knicks could have used Donovan Mitchell. Too bad they blew the trade by offering us scrubs and not enough picks!

They made it past the first round so not seeing Donny as a big help.

Rubashov · May 13, 2023

whatthe said:
Rubashov, Melo is our honorary troll.
He's been granted legendary status. If you are offended then I can't help you.

He's definitely the best troll on here, but like all dogs, from time to time he needs his chain pulled or deserves a rolled up newspaper over the nose.

Handlogten's Heros · May 13, 2023

Sorry about your TV… you and Stephen A can throw a pity party today and dream about what stars you can trade RJ and a protected pick for.

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