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Tell that to Julius Randle.

Olynyk’s plays don’t count. He should not be in the league.

Didn’t Kelly Olynyk deliberately break Kevin Love’s arm? Why is he allowed to still play in the NBA?

Getting scared, Jazz Fanz?

Who the hell is this Arthur Fonzorelli guy? He’s killing us.

Or on trial at Nuremberg.

If I tell you, you will literally die laughing.

Pronounced Shhhhtein. Rhymes with nine. He told Mike Breen that’s how he wants it said.

Wow. Three on one and we throw it in the stands. Let me ask you: are you really going to be happy if you beat us?

Rather have new video screens or Donovan Mitchell?

Our German Uber-man doesn’t know the rules.

I have a feeling it will break by the fourth quarter. (I’ll probably throw a shoe through it after Julius serves up another game killing turnover.)

Oh, damn. Forgot about the NY/Utah time difference. First half has already been played here. Sorry for giving away the score.

Wild first half. To be honest I did not see us coming out so strong, Reddish playing so great, and us leading by 17 at the half. Looking forward to second half.

It’s like Marilyn Monroe. From a distance she is your dream. Marry her in a second. But then once she is your bride, you find out she’s sleeping around, stealing your drugs, drinking every drop of your booze…. RJ Barrett is Marilyn Monroe. From far off…everything you want. Up close….nothing...

His true name is really Shai Gilgeous Alexander The Great. Man, he is something.

RJ Barrett is an All Star only in his own head. He really believes he is all star material. He still holds a grudge because he didn’t make the all rookie team. He was benched last night while young OKC players Gilgeous Alexander and Giddy beat the holy hell out of us. Benched against OKC...

Jazz next opponent is the Knicks, so I decided to watch some Knick games. I’ve watched every game for the past twenty five years, so that makes me an expert on this team. I also studied the Jazz. Here’s my scouting report for Tuesday night’s huge game. JAZZ: 1. A team that let all their stars...

Markkanen is something else. And just think, if you made the deal with us you would have had not Lauri, but….wait for it…Quentin Grimes.

LeBron, Kyrie, Durant, Kawhi, Curry, Zion....I'm used to it.