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    Keyonte George Hype & Appreciation Thread

    The only problem with that is George and Kessler would have to copulate to open the gate for Gozer.
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    Keyonte George Hype & Appreciation Thread

    ...then his nickname should be Vince Klortho.
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    Dame Time

    Even if we didn't have the Key, is Herro actually worth a 1st?
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    76ers match Jazz's offer and will keep Paul Reed

    That's why I thought they wanted him. More trade/roster flexibility.
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    Paul Reed signs 3 yr 24mil offer sheet with Jazz

    Again, maybe. We'll never know because we did snatch him up. Either way, if this move sets up another move then perhaps the timing of it becomes more clear later on. If you finally make a breakthrough with a trade partner on another deal, but you need a player/contract like Reed to fill a need...
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    Paul Reed signs 3 yr 24mil offer sheet with Jazz

    Maybe. Unless another team offered Reed before we got a chance to. Sometimes you just go after the low hanging fruit when that's the stage yer at. Which we are.
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    Paul Reed signs 3 yr 24mil offer sheet with Jazz

    Reaves would have been impossible to acquire. So then the question becomes; Do we go after a player we can actually get? Or do we poison-pill the Lakers (who are going to match anyway) + simultaneously skip an opportunity?
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    Paul Reed signs 3 yr 24mil offer sheet with Jazz

    If NBA GM work is more often like chess than it is like checkers (IMO, this is the case) then singular moves set up larger, more complex sets of moves. And just like chess, there may be multiple targets. Second, this idea that we have "needs" that can be met before the setup for those complex...
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    Keyonte George Hype & Appreciation Thread

    ...is this some kind of jab? You should be congratulated for attempting jokes in a foreign language.
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    Keyonte George Hype & Appreciation Thread

    Not bad for a guy who struggles with obesity.
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    Dame Time

    Welp.... Time to cut off our feet and tell the pilot to crash the plane.
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    If we were to hypothetically get Damian Lillard, what’s the follow-up move?

    Well, first of all don't trade all of our picks. Just trade enough to send Pat Riley back to the toilet (where he belongs). The real beauty of this situation is the potential that we have enough to trade for a player like Dame while still retaining half of our trade assets and a good amount of...
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    2023 NBA Free Agency Thread

    So many dimes and quarters... Let's go get a dollar.
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    2023 NBA Free Agency Thread

    Meh. Jazz nabbing Collins pre-empted all of these non-event signings. I'm pretty stoked to see how our team plays.
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    Jazz trade for John Collins

    I am not a "forum badass" at all. Which is part of what makes all of this humorous to me: I don't even need to be a badass to put you in your place. No it doesn't. It's just a cute little seed that I've planted in our JF garden. We will check the results in a couple years, won't we Sugar Plum?
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    Clarkson Opts In

    I'm glad to keep him if they extend him. If not, the world is our oyster when it comes to trade options.
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    Jazz draft Taylor Hendricks at 9

    This. It is so much more gratifying to simply watch and see what a player is than it is to read a bunch of fan opinions on what a player is.
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    Jazz guarantee KO’s 12.2M salary for 2023-24

    The Jazz have so many tradable contracts.
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    Jazz trade for John Collins

    "Lol" indeed. You like clean? I would only need to clean your colon once to keep you begging at my feet for the rest of you pathetic life. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. You sound like you need some general lessons on personal hygiene. The game we're talking about is for adults, after all.
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    Jazz trade for John Collins

    Sack cheese and peanuts? Please, puddin' pop. If you're trying to come on to me in public, you're going to have to up your game. The sauce you're putting out right now is weaker than your posts on Jazz personnel. And that's saying something.
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