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  1. Engorged On Unborn Gore

    Jazz trade for John Collins

    Why do I have the feeling that this is the f****** mantra that you repeat to yourself every morning in the bathroom mirror?
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    Dame Time

    I don't think a preference between Sexton and Herro would have any bearing on a trade like that. They've got Scoot, and backup point guards are going to be relatively cheap going forward. It would be about the picks and other players that are complementary to their rebuild.
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    Dame Time

    ....why would Portland even trade for a PG?
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    Jazz draft Brice Sensabaugh at 28

    ...let me guess: you like nicknames like "Lefty" and "Frank".
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    Jazz draft Taylor Hendricks at 9

    TIM,K?'s strict standards remind me of Madonna: View: https://youtu.be/Np_Y740aReI
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    Jazz draft Brice Sensabaugh at 28

    Bricc Thicc
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    Jazz draft Keyonte George at 16

    Clearly his nickname should be Bounce House. He's the most obese prospect in the last 20 years.
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    Jazz draft Brice Sensabaugh at 28

    I actually hope he gets fatter. I want all of the criticisms about him to be justified.
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    Worst Case Scenario

    For the pitiful Jazz fans who shall wallow in their own excrement in the Cartesian depths of despair following this draft, and forever hence: View: https://youtu.be/jKT3LmelKlU
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    Dame Time

    View: https://youtu.be/iykZr-lB6ds
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    Official 2023 draft night thread!

    C'mon, man. Not all of us are into rhinoceros porn.
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    2023 NBA Draft Megathread

    Holy $#!+. After reading pages and pages of people reviewing Cy's Stan history, it'll be a relief when the Jazz deliver Black/Dick to the fans next week.
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    Locke going all-in on Kobe Bufkin. What are your thoughts?

    The Jazz may need to move 16 and 28 to move up. Any pick better than 14 gets them a player with some skill. Players like Dick and Bufkin seem just out of range with where they fall, but getting either after our first pick would be terrific.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    Ugh........... please don't remind me of the beginning of Metallica's dumpster era. Talk about downgrade.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    I think Mr Hume is well aware of this.
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    Trade up? What are you willing to give up?

    Well, is Portland going to budge on value going out? I think they have to. So what would they accept from us?
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    2023 NBA Draft Megathread

    Ainge is not going to take an undersized player. Look for one or two of the available big wings to complement Lauri.
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    With 8 days left, SPEAKING THE #1 PICK INTO EXISTENCE!!! No churro talk allowed

    To hex the churro is to merely put off the inevitable morning when you wake up covered in sugar and cinnamon.
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    Knicks vs Cavs 1st Round Series (Mitchell Getting *** Whooped by Brunson Season 2)

    If I were a Donovan Mitchell chad, Steve Francis would have to low key be the best comp to DM this side of Monta Ellis.
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