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    Pau Gasol

    Lol, What??? What the hell are the "Jazz orthos"? Orthodontist? Why would a dentist be able to help Pau with his injuries and overall health to help him prolong his playing career? Please tell me Jazz orthos is not short for orthodontist, lol.
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    Stanton Kidd released!

    We really don't want a 6'8 guy to go from a G League forward directly to backup Center behind Rudy Gobert. Let's work him in a little before we take him off the shelf.
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    Rudy and Donovan All Star game and implications

    If Rudy plays in an Allstar game, he's gonna block a shot for every minute he plays. lol He'll be the only one playing D.
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    Utah has two Top-10 players according to 538

    Gobert and Mitchell are awesome, but there are so many great players left off this top 10 list it's a little hard to believe that its from a credible source. Who would take Butler over Kawhi? (who didn't even make the list of the top 10) And who is taking KAT over Jokic? (also not on the list)...
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    Can the Emmanuel Mudiay and Jeff Green experiments please end.

    Just sharing a different perspective on Mudiay. If your a Jazzfan and you expected him to be a great shooter, your going to be disappointed. The Jazz never signed him with the expectations that he would be a great shooter. Why would anyone expect that when he has a 6 year track record of not...
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    Can the Emmanuel Mudiay and Jeff Green experiments please end.

    LMAO! This is the next stat that the NBA will track, "What percentage of one's misses are rebounded by the other team?" And his misses are ALWAYS rebounded by the other team. The insight that you watch the game with, I mean.... wow. Thank you so much for that. I guarantee you are the only one in...
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    Can the Emmanuel Mudiay and Jeff Green experiments please end.

    You asked, "Where is Jeff Withey", But grind a fan for usage rate on Mudiay? Do you know what the usage rate stat is? You object Green and Mudiay, but ask where is Jeff Withey? So his 2.9 ppg and lack of being able to run and chew gum at the same time excited you, but your grilling a fan for...
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    Ryan Anderson

    Why do you fail to leave out the stats that matter? Before I get to the stats that matter; based on your claims that the Jazz bench is the 2nd worst in the NBA (which isn't accurate, they have the 2nd to last in bench scoring, but overall NET rating is 20th in the NBA) Room to improve? = yes...
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    º¿º

    You seeing "flashbacks" of Jordan because of any Center in the NBA, tells us that your too young to remember Jordan and your raw evaluation for what "good basketball is" absolutely sucks. You missed fired on your intro worse than your mother misfired at choosing an intellectual father for you...
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    We can now legitimately reflect on Tony Bradley...

    Bradley = Ostertag on Heroin.
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    Rubio vs Conley

    Yep! He spent his last 12 YEARS with ONE team. So yea, coming to a new team, it's going to take him time to figure out the system and chemistry. This should be common sense, but common sense ain't so common these days! 2 good games for Conley this season and you've been laying goose eggs your...
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    Rubio vs Conley

    Awwww, it's so cute when Jazzfanz base their opinion on something or someone because they're too young to remember the past 12 years of basketball. I see your confused right now and that you obviously don't remember or know what the Grizzlies "Grit and Grind" days were. It really wasn't long...
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    Rubio vs Conley

    Well, Conley has 800 games logged that prove his capabilities, is that not enough for you?? How many games do you need??
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    annual Bolerhack Sucks thread

    Wow. Sounds like you make your mother very proud. She did a great job.
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    Countdown to Tony Bradley becoming the best Jazz backup center of All-Time!

    My gut feeling tells me that Foster's naked *** is not the only naked *** you saw at your "Treehouse". I also have a feeling that there are little boys and men's bodies buried on the backside of the Treehouse that you would use as a meeting place to get to know your victims. Maybe you didn't...
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    Kristen Kenney is kind of a bad ***

    I'm sure that any woman's picture you see is an upgrade from staring into your own mothers eyes all night. It's ok, you have this moment!
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    I'm no longer a Gobert fan.

    Wow, a true Jazz fan!! The Lakers fans are always accepting applications! You have to be soft skinned, spineless, un-loyal and fair weathered, you meet all of the qualifications!! Congrats!!!
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    Prob already a thread about it but I hate the Ingles extension.

    You don't even know what age he will be the last year of his contract while your talking s***? Google.com is a hell of a thing. It would've told you that what "you think" is wrong. However your in luck. You don't have to ask google. Just ask me and I can tell you that all of your thoughts are...
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    The “I’m a Mike Conley hating bitch” list

    It was obvious to you last year that Mike Conley lost a step?? You mean last year when he posted the best stats of his career? Ok, not sure how to give you props for basing an opinion that stats, numbers and math prove you very wrong at. Forget the math factor, did you watch the Grizzlies grit...
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    Quin Snyder's father has passed away

    Prayers will be said for your father Coach Q. May God be with you in the moments of sadness.
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