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  1. Magic Spray

    PG13

    Yeah maybe, but we tried him before when he was named Gordan Heywood and he ****ing sucked in the end.
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    Exum's defence on Harden

    Portland will sign him to some **** *** offer sheet based on that possession alone.
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    Can Exum be fixed?

    Reproductive science says yes!
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    Western conference semi-finals: Game 1 — Jazz @ Rockets 4/29/18 1:30 pm MST

    Walk Like A Nigerian. Not saying that any Jazz fan has ever been racist or said racist **** to players but songs like this for sure don't help. In my opinion. But Hakeem did travel like a muttha****a
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    Kane Fitzgerald

    That foul on Rudy was some next-level ******** but even more so was when Chesapeake arena lowered the MTV Rock-and-Jock B-Ball Jam 25-point hoop in the third quarter. Oh wait.
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    Will Donovan Mitchell get a signature shoe?

    Next season Dame is going to be wearing Donovan 1s
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    Game 5: Termination Game -- Jazz @ Thunder 4/25/2018 7:30 pm MST

    Hamilton is the ****. THOMAS JEFFERSON'S COMIN HOME
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    penis cancer in town for game 5

    My Hatemore: Bavetta Haywood Fisher Seikaly
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    Kane Fitzgerald

    somehow will leave both sides feeling ripped off
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    penis cancer in town for game 5

    "In town" meaning in the town where the game is being played.
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    Donovan playoff praise from media thread

    Somehow it's underrated the amount of **** that Joe Ingles talks and how much he doesn't give a f about mixing it up. ****ing aussie mix-master. Hayward didn't talk to players ever. Like when he went to team USA practice with all of his peers he just sat in his car between practices and...
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    Have we ever had a team this unified?

    Not only that, they had Karl Malone, who notoriously blasted teammates, Larry Miller, and the media every summer. Mailman was amazing, amazingly durable and was the last Jazz player before Mitchell who could take over a game on-demand. Karl was also a prima donna who thought he deserved much...
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    Quotes after Game 4-"

    for some reason this one is making me laugh so silly
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    Game 4: Heroes get remembered, but legends never die -- OKC @ Jazz 4/23/18 8:30 pm MST

    It should give us all tremendous satisfaction should the Jazz bounce Carmelo once again.
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    Swat Lake City by Rudy Gobert

    And to think that last year we all paid good, hard-earned money for a billboard campaign this time last year. And Mr. Right was there this whole time.
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    Game 3: His name is Jonas -- Thunder @ Jazz 4/21/2018 8:00 pm MST

    I played the song and scrolled through the pics. It was the most spiritual experience of my long, full life. Especially the part about the dildos.
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    When does Donovan get his first SI cover?

    serious question: Is SI relevant anymore? Even the swimsuit jackoff spectacular?
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    Our Big 3?

    trade alec burks for kawhi leonard
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