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  1. Magic Spray

    Give me the TL;DR on this season

    not if we wear the city jerseys all 4 games, baby.
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    Quotes from the Pelicans' forums-"This team needs Rodney Hood.. dude is a beast"

    you know it was a proper beat down when they couldn't even trot out the standard DURR GIVE US BACK OUR TEAM NAME.
  3. Magic Spray

    Give me the TL;DR on this season

    Mitchell rendered all former players moot. Rudy and Ricky have not yet become best-case. Injuries still rule the day.
  4. Magic Spray

    Dunk contest

    While giving him a wet-willie with his ding-dong.
  5. Magic Spray

    Nikola Mirotic

    We are so thirsty for a trade that we are still thinking that a team that just traded for him is going to want to turn around and trade him again? Just taking the temperature.
  6. Magic Spray

    REALGM: Joe wants out

  7. Magic Spray

    REALGM: Joe wants out

    Man lands on moon
  8. Magic Spray

    New Nike Uniforms: How Bad Are They Going To Look?

    Best unis in the league, hands down. They looked really great in action. Totally awesome.
  9. Magic Spray

    Dominique Wilkins feels he could've won titles with Stockton and Malone

    And they would have won those championships in Las Vegas since the Jazz traded him for cash in order to keep the team afloat.
  10. Magic Spray

    Nikola Mirotic

    Favors has done everything we could ever want. Now is the time to treat him right. Also, now is the time to turn Deron Williams into Mirotic (via Derrick Favors).
  11. Magic Spray

    Say Something about Joe Ingles

    He's going to take Harpring's job.
  12. Magic Spray

    Donovan "The Spider" Mitchell.

    Do spiders even have dongs? welp. https://www.livescience.com/18227-cannibalistic-spider-detachable-penis.html
  13. Magic Spray

    I can't shake this feeling

    That’s the reason he had to marry Robyn. He needed one aspect of his life where he couldn’t be the Robin.
  14. Magic Spray

    I can't shake this feeling

    That’s the reason he had to marry Robyn. He needed one aspect of his life where he couldn’t be the Robin.
  15. Magic Spray

    Could Donovan become the GOAT?

    It should be obvious how much coddling Hayward got from the fans and media. We were waiting for him to break out, walking on egg shells, listening to his **** about "the dark times" like he's the ****ing Gunslinger or something. Yeah playing for Ty Corbin is basically like living under Sauron or...
  16. Magic Spray

    New Nike Uniforms: How Bad Are They Going To Look?

    This is like the day after the super bowl when everyone is suddenly Don ****ing Draper when it comes to ads. oh what's that? you're not an advertising executive? But I thought you were just telling me why the Geico ads were so poorly done. If people were legit designers they would be...
  17. Magic Spray

    New Nike Uniforms: How Bad Are They Going To Look?

    I started this thread because I thought Nike was going to **** with us and put its ********* design interns on the project and the Jazz yokels would just roll over for them. And then the piss-yellow jerseys came out that looked like a re-tread of the MLB’s flash-forward stupid idea and my...
  18. Magic Spray

    New Nike Uniforms: How Bad Are They Going To Look?

    I like the color blocking. It gives the appearance of a gradient at a distance but is much easier to reproduce consistently. Also, it reminds me of Arizona's football unis, which I think are the prettiest in all the PAC-12 out side of Utah's fauxbacks.
  19. Magic Spray

    Did We really draft T.Bradley over Kuzma???

    did we really trade Magic Johnson's draft pick did we really trade Dominique Wilkins for cash did we really trade cash for Gobert blah blah blah
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    Hayward re Celts/Jazz game: "I hope we beat them by 40"

    Think about who you would have traded from last year's team to get Donovan Mitchell and then remember that they actually traded Trey Lyles sorry *** to get him. Holy ****.
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