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Pretty much says it for me.

Obviously. My mistake. :P

Coroner: Turpin Died of Self-Inflicted GunshotBy THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Filed at 11:02 a.m. ET LEXINGTON, Ky. (AP) -- A coroner's report says former Kentucky basketball star Melvin Turpin died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. The report Friday gave no other information about the...

These things never work or else Karl Malone would have a Lakers championship ring. Oh, and F%^& Mark Jackson, now and forever.

Since nobody posted a serious response about the shoes, I will. Shape Ups are only one of the so-called fitness shoes on the market. Champion makes one too but I forget what they call it. I wear the MBTs - Masai Barefoot Technology shoes. They're the real deal, at least for me. I don't...

(d'oh! typo in my headline, bad kitty) Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to enjoy his fortune. One evening at an...

Here's a nice guy I know:

Terrific!! So, they, and other churches, can start paying taxes then. I'm all for that.

Captain, I am detecting large amounts of WIN in this sector...the Patti Smith sector. Over.

Mebbe, mebbe not. Uncertainty of life an alla dat. Ain't no knowin iffen we's even gonna be here tomorrow.

Hrm. Can't say as I know. And I f'sho don't stay up late. I need my beauty sleep. I'm the type to rock out early and then tuck in. More to the point, Harbor Blvd. between Oxnard & Ventura? I never head out to the beach here, it's too cold for me most of the time bein' a Florida gal 'n all...

And YOU. You gave me one of my all-time FAVORITE quotes: "Ringo was the genius behind the Beatles." *bows*

....aaaaand this is the first and last time you ever spoke without your dreadful affectation. This person is likeable, maybe, almost.

We have the best liquor laws in the country, I'll bet. And we have Trader Joe's. On reflection, Iwouldn't be suprised if in Texas they let you take your gun in with you when you go to buy beer, then just drive off. That would make people say Texas is better, you betcha. But I'll bet they...

Big Boi of Outkast has a download on his website: "Mix Tape for Dummies: Guide to Global Greatness" that I just got and I guess that's from where I've been hearing the single "Shutterbugg" on local college radio for awhile now. I will get his new album "Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico...

My boyfriend hate, HATES, HATES, HATES Facebook. If he even hears the WORD -in any context-he'll launch into what I have come to call "His daily tirade." He doesn't even like seeing it in my browser history. On my own computer. I mean, sheesh. Wait, what? This isn't another "do yo love...

Yes, DEFINITELY. I can even hear an airhorn in my head, and then my ears start to ring. I have been too close to one at least once. Good times.

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Oh, GIRL. And Leonard Smalls:

Already saw this everywhere else. What's the BFD? Oh never mind. I forgot. Sorry.