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    Official Utah/Minnesota/Philadelphia Pick Watch

    " ...sure, they got a player who has performed just as well as Donovan Mitchell (except better defensively) plus a Sprinter van-full of young players and draft assets. But they are missing the playoffs."
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    Official Utah/Minnesota/Philadelphia Pick Watch

    if man-whimpering were our function, KAT would be some kind of genius. Looking forward to his effect on their defense.
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    Official Utah/Minnesota/Philadelphia Pick Watch

    No, you can blame the GM for everything. It's in the fine print of their contracts. Also true for coaches' contracts.
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    Official Utah/Minnesota/Philadelphia Pick Watch

    You're the one making predictions. I'm just watching as you waltz around with unknowns like an insatiable sex maggot, and it is LoPo-level entertaining. I wouldn't block you if they made it mandatory. You're like Honey Boo Boo all over again. I've got you on JFC, which is better than having...
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    Official Utah/Minnesota/Philadelphia Pick Watch

    We'll just have to wait and see who the loser is on that one, sweet cheeks. Until then, I'll be quietly gobbling up all these cestoda-laced nuggets that you drop here every week ;)
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    Official Utah/Minnesota/Philadelphia Pick Watch

    It is delightful to watch you hedge against allowing yourself to hope for better than that.
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    How would you grade Will Hardy this season?

    As a tank coach, he gets an F-.
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    Walker Kessler Nickname

    Cry Walker, when Conley left.
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    Woj: Jazz agree to 3-team trade with Lakers and Timberwolves

    Yeah. But even with all that, the Lakers filled out their rotation with this trade. The Wolves need to be more than steady to win the play-in. They have a serious hill to climb against improved competition.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    Ainge is about to go Master Mahan on the NBA
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    Who eventually replaces Boler?

    I would have replaced him with the janitor ten years ago.
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    Quotes from around the league after the Wolves-"No one thinks Kessler is going to be ROY. He's at least third behind Paolo and Ben Simmons"

    Ever seen the movie Commando? Watching Danny Ainge make trades, and then watching NBA fans subsequently lose their minds is like watching Schwarzenegger knock off a hundred dudes in that movie.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    I want what I want (picks)
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    Trader Danny: "I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you Just enough to bring you down."
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    Donovan Mitchell - CRT and Off Court Racial Issues were Draining

    When I was growing up, the joke in Sugarhouse was that the Vatican would eventually get a phone call from Jesus Christ saying, "what up, bro? I'm in the 801." There's just a little something extra special on every insult when "Zion" is your city's preferred nickname. Sure, people are...
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    Revisiting the 2 franchise altering trades

    Cleveland is going deep this year.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    It'll be interesting to see what they actually get.
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    Is Rudy Gobert the most overrated player in NBA history?

    Gobert might be a little overrated by some Jazz fans, but this thread is just as hominem hyperbole.
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    Official Utah/Minnesota/Philadelphia Pick Watch

    There's no saving Rudy from that team.
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