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Once all the Napoleon Dynamite jokes were exhausted there was no longer any need for him on the roster.

Hopefully Horny brings in some mad skills at maximizing the development of young talent while at the same time managing to lose a lot of games. He'll want to instill in players the virtue of continually embarking on heroic, but ultimately futile efforts. Knowledge on how to maintain high...

I don't know who is better, but I can't help but be excited. Never has a team been so replete with guys with such lengthy surnames. Alexander-Walker, Horton-Tucker, Fontecchio, Bogdanovic, Vanderbilt. Markannen's last name is the little guy of the bunch.

There are rumors circulating that the Jazz will trade D Wade to another team for a couple less well-known owners and several future first rounders. Danny Ainge just keeps amassing those draft picks!

The The Jazz may be complete ting for more than you think.

Sean Elliot's "injury" was bogus, and Popovich purposefully sat the rest of his guys so they could tank and get the top Pick. It was shameless, but worked out for him in the long run.

Same here. I moved to Seattle several years back. My only connections to Utah now are this message board, Utefans.net and my mom. Glad this place is around.

Greg Popovich basically sat David Robinson and Sean Elliott down for a year and got Tim Duncan out of it. He never had to apologize for it. The Jazz should spend a year stinking it up to get Victor Wembayana. This is the only way a small market team can win a championship. It has to be done...

Oddly enough, these are the same tactics used by byu fans.

This one is actually going to be interesting, for obvious reasons.

He's not a one-man team wrecker, that's a bit of an exaggeration. He's a mild primadonna that might be satiated by the concept of a team "building around" him. The problem for the Jazz is that DM is not Batman, he's Robin. No team built around Robin ever goes far in the playoffs. At this...

What are they over talking about?

Can you imagine Sloan as coach of the no-defense Jazz of the last couple of years? He'd be like Norman Dale, except only play Gobert, 1 on 5 against the opponent. Ref would come over and say, "Coach, you need four more." Sloan would respond, "My team is on the floor!"

I just realized while looking at the pathetic box score for this game that the Jazz have players with the last names Fall and Usher playing in summer league. If they had kept House around and he had played summer league, they'd have Fall, House and Usher. Edgar Allan Poe would be a proud fan.

By the way, I was one of the voters who opted out of selecting Stockton, even though I voted for him in the previous two rounds. Those who have speculated that the voter who voted against Stockton had an ulterior motivation are correct (and I see that perhaps a couple of others have also...

We need to recruit you to get more people voting in political elections in this country. Your tenacity is refreshing.

He's gone MIA on the Jazz. Soon he will go to MIA from the Jazz.

Vando? That's what we're going with? Can we at least get a vote on this? How about some other nickname suggestions for him. Van the Man? Nah, that's too trite. Vanity Fear? (notice the spelling of "fear") The MaxiVan? (as opposed to the Minivan) Spider-Van? (Donnie may have a...

A pig in the poke? No. A big whose toe is broke? Yes.

Yeah. He's like a Favours.