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They haven't won a championship since they switched to the Moneyball formula, and they probably will never again using that formula.

So we're the Oakland A's of the NBA. That's not good. I'm also an A's fan, which isn't working out well for me this season. I guess the thing the Jazz and Athletics have in common...decent showing in the regular season, early playoff exits. Yay.

Too bad there isn't some sort of intangibles score that could be added to the impact score. Mark Eaton and Rudy Gobert would have high intangibles scores because of the massive impact they made on the defensive end. Defensive intimidation is unmeasurable, especially with Rudy. Hornacek's...

10 gallons of strawberry ice cream, some bottles of scotch whiskey and a can of Spam.

Can you prove that that is, in fact, the Utah Jazz locker room? I have my doubts. ;)

Stop making things up. Gobert didn't miss 5 free throws. He missed 8 free throws.

As Frank Burns once said, "It's nice to be nice to the nice."

Quin is going to unleash Paschall in the playoffs. He's our secret weapon,

How were you able to spot him with such a heavy crowd on hand?

Yeah, but where was Gobert to defend that free throw?

But is that really a message? And what is the message, “We can beat you when your top three point guards are out.”? It’s kind of like saying, “I can beat you with one hand tied behind YOUR back.”

I think trading James Hardin for Ben Simmons was the only conceivable way that the Brooklyn Nets could have increased their douchbaggery quotient. Well played, Brooklyn, well played.

Brace yourselves. Danny Ainge’s big trade deadline move will occur at a press conference later this afternoon when he announces a “huge deal”. He will then stand up, take off his overcoat and reveal a Utah Jazz uniform underneath, proclaiming “I’ve activated myself!” a la Corbin Bernson in...

So, when Dwill and Whaley gave fake names to the police officer, was it just Olden Polynice dressed up like the officer?

5 or 6? The Lakers would take it in 2 or 3, easy!

He’s so young he would only be a junior on the byu football team.

Let me introduce you to a game called hockey and a league called the NHL.

So he’s great in the playoffs, AND he’s Bob Uecker. Don’t trade!

I don’t like the idea of trading SLO Mo Joe, even if he sucks in the playoffs. He’s just such a fun character to have on the team. It’s like having Bob Uecker on your team. Why would you trade a Bob Uecker?

Great reference. But let's slightly adjust it to H.R. StuffnStuff.