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Every morning, Joe Ingles fries up some bologna, slaps it on a tortilla with a scoop of salsa and calls it a tostada.

Just the Joe Ingles insults alone make these JazzAvenues quote threads priceless.

Or the HamCamwich.

I wish there was a Mike Conley hamstring cam online so we could check up on his hammy anytime of the day. Can someone make that happen?

I have mixed feelings about this. I’d rather that Quin have the rest over the all-star break so he’s fresh to rant and rave at the sidelines for the second half. ;)

I’m not exactly convinced that the Jazz are going to waltz to a championship this year, either, but I have to say that lending Stephen A. Smith, Lebron James’ personal hype man, any credibility is not something I am prepared to do.

But, but, but...triple doubles!

Utah must have the highest percentage of people who haven’t seen Animal House. It’s just sad.

...recalled with terror by opposing fans, the descendants of whom will whisper stories of Gobert, Mitchell, et al raiding and pillaging their arenas, leaving broad tracks of destruction in their wakes.

The way the NBA coddles the Lakers, they will somehow still be in the high 20s by the end of the season.

Let’s not forget that having Faves once again also allows Snyder the option of playing the Twin Towers on occasion, a la vs. Milwaukee. Opposing teams that go big will find no joy.

Royce went 8 pts, 7 rbs, 4 asts, 3 blks and 3 stls, Niang had 14 pts, 5 asts and 3 rbs. So the answer is “yes”. Yeah, that’s a proven winning formula against the Jazz. The last thing Rudy wants to think about is blocking shots. You have to love when your team is inducing this sort of comment...

So there’s a game thread every day now? Oh, just for back-to-backs. When you’re team‘s playing this well, you wish it was every day.

It’s called gestalt. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts. That fan should have been removed from the arena. Air guitaring became illegal in the late ‘90s. This is what happens when you settle for the lowest-grade weed. Donovan Mitchell has the most lethal fastball since Nolan...