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  1. MeloTheJazzKiller

    TV Update

    So we finished sixth best team in NBA. Of the Elite Eight, we were the seventh to survive. Take into account time differences and we actually become sixth best team in NBA. Am I happy? No. I knew maybe Denver was the only team that could make a run at us, so finishing sixth is a major...
  2. MeloTheJazzKiller

    2023 NBA Playoffs Discussion Thread

    You didn’t specify in what sport. Maybe you meant rugby or something.
  3. MeloTheJazzKiller

    2023 NBA Playoffs Discussion Thread

    Not only is your TV broken, your brain is, too. Are you aware that Barrett was a turnover machine getting four a game? Are you aware that one game Barrett was a minus 32!!! That’s almost mathematically impossible, but good old RJ managed to do it. Are you aware that Barrett’s idea of a rebound...
  4. MeloTheJazzKiller

    2023 NBA Playoffs Discussion Thread

    Barrett was awesome? Great postseason? Hey pal, your TV is definitely broken.
  5. MeloTheJazzKiller

    TV Update

    Update: I had enough so I traded in my TV for a newer one. This new one doesn’t show me Julius Randle and RJ “One For Ten In Elimination Game” Barrett. I’m going to rewatch last night’s game and I bet we win with those two useless scrubs removed.
  6. MeloTheJazzKiller

    TV Update

    Wow, it was just a fifty cent fuse. I put in the new one and my TV worked beautifully last night.
  7. MeloTheJazzKiller

    TV Update

    My TV worked last night. I wish it didn’t.
  8. MeloTheJazzKiller

    TV Update

    My TV was also down yesterday….so I took out my DVD set of Yankee Championships. It’s a 27 volume set.
  9. MeloTheJazzKiller

    TV Update

    Tried out my new TV last night. Now it is only half broken. 1. I looked to watch a Jazz playoff game…my new TV still does not get Jazz playoff games. 2. I looked to watch a Knicks playoff game…man, my TV was perfect. It clearly showed me the Knicks are world beaters. My God, last night we beat...
  10. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Donovan Mitchell….

    Very good. And I’ve flirted with the Chris Paul George combo. If you use misspellings and don’t limit yourself to sports, that combo can really go on forever. Tina Louise Fletcher Christian Peter Criss Paul George Harrison Barnes That’s nine 1. Tina Louise ….Gillian’s Island 2. Louise...
  11. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Donovan Mitchell….

    Billy Donovan Mitchell Robinson Cano See what I did there? I got four sports figures strung together. See if you can match it or beat it. Can only use names from sports.
  12. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Bought A New TV…And This One Is Broke, Too!

    I watched it on my old black and white TV. Was just like watching the 69 and 73 Knicks championship teams.
  13. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Bought A New TV…And This One Is Broke, Too!

    Some funny responses here, but you are not addressing the key issue. Oh, sure you can make fun of my TVs breaking down all the time, but there’s another thing going on that you must admit to. Come on, confess! Say it! Why is my new TV not getting Jazz playoff games? Is it a faulty switch or...
  14. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Bought A New TV…And This One Is Broke, Too!

    Knicks in the playoffs (ho hum), so I bought a new TV. This one is a 73 foot (yes, foot, not inches…I needed a Chinook helicopter to get it in my TV room) and it is 4D, not 3D. A real beauty….but it is broken already! I watched the Knicks, Nets, Celtics, Warriors….a ton of playoff games; but...
  15. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Ex-Jazz Players’ Accomplishments

    April 11 —— Mike Conley with .01 left in game hits three fifteen footers to send game into overtime.
  16. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Apr 02, 2023 01:30PM MT: Jazz at Nets

    Just because they have the same first three letters, Brooklyn isn’t the Bronx. The Jazz are not playing the Yankees today, they are playing the Nets in Brooklyn.
  17. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Apr 02, 2023 01:30PM MT: Jazz at Nets

    I know you Jazz would rather lose than win, but could you help the Knicks out and beat the Nets? The new version of the Nets are on our tail for fifth seed, a seed we want. If you beat the Nets, we’ll beat Denver, Memphis, Golden State, Sac, and Phoenix twice for you next year. Deal?
  18. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Jazz Are 35 - 36

    Admittedly, not our best moment, but we actually learn from our mistakes. That game last night against the T-wolves will propel us to this year’s Finals. And another bad loss will propel us to be this year’s Champions.
  19. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Official Utah/Minnesota/Philadelphia Pick Watch

    Bad call from the ref cost us a win.
  20. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Jazz Are 35 - 36

    I noticed something today. The Jazz record is 35-36. Wins are given first and losses is the second number given. That means you Jazz have lost more games than you’ve won. So I went and looked at the Knicks record — we are 42-31. We win most of our games. Why don’t you Jazz do that? If you want...
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