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  1. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Official Utah/Minnesota/Philadelphia Pick Watch

    On our way to the conference finals
  2. MeloTheJazzKiller

    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    Uh, Knicks are the hottest team going. Donovan does not want to face us in first round. He realizes he messed up. He will be a Knick next year.
  3. MeloTheJazzKiller

    All Star Weekend Thread

    By the way, Knicks superstar Quentin Grimes was robbed of the Rising Stars MVP. Just because his team didn’t win, they didn’t give him the MVP trophy. Guy scored 14 of his team’s 20 points!
  4. MeloTheJazzKiller

    All Star Weekend Thread

    Here is the star of the entire weekend…Janelle Monae. 1. In her first time in the game, while on offense Jenelle was guarding an opponent! “Janelle, we on offense, we on offense” a miked up coach D Wade was screaming at her. Incredibly hilarious. 2. In her second time on the floor, Janelle...
  5. MeloTheJazzKiller

    All Star Weekend Thread

    She also provided thee highlight of the entire All Star weekend. She got put in the game while other team was taking a free throw. She looked to coach Wade for instructions and he told her guard number 4 on other team. That team made the free throw, Monet’s team inbounded and Monet was guarding...
  6. MeloTheJazzKiller

    My Letter To Adam Silver Regarding All Star Game

    Dear Adam Silver, Before the All Star festivities begin in Utah, I am demanding that you move all All Star events out of Utah. There are obviously hundreds of reasons why you must do this, but I will give two: 1. Utah has never won a championship. All Star players win championships. Why would...
  7. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    I actually feel that I should apologize for what we did to you Jazz tonight. We crushed you when a simple beating would have been nicer. You have some nice little players. Keep your chin up. You can get to our level if you work and practice a little harder.
  8. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    You Jazz have put up a valiant fight. You are not on our level so you should just be proud of your fight. One day you may reach our level.
  9. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    The other dude is from the legendary Albert announcing family. Kenny Albert. He’s no Marv, but he’ll do.
  10. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    Yeah, Clyde was super fly back then. Today he is simply over the top. Love the guy. Saw him walking down the street one day. I was dumbstruck, all I could say was, “You’re Clyde, ain’t ya?”
  11. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    Ho hum, got it right.
  12. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    Didn’t you see Clyde get hit in the head with the ball? Clyde is a little off tonight, he compared Kessler with Wes Unseld.
  13. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    Decent game so far. Man Of The Match is Quickley.
  14. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    Trivia answer: Ewing and Mitch Robinson
  15. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    He also has the personality of a slug.
  16. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    That shot doesn’t count in real basketball. Buzzer went off when shot was in the air. Dead ball from that point. No basket.
  17. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    Folks, this one is over already.
  18. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    Kessler should have made the All Star team.
  19. MeloTheJazzKiller

    Game Thread Feb 11, 2023 05:30PM MT: Jazz at Knicks

    It’s called sandbagging. Put up a few intentional air balls, the defense sluffs off you, then BANG, hit your threes.
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