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Currently, the Nets, Pacers, Wizards, Kings, and Pelicans are five of the worst teams in NBA history. These five teams have point differentials that would rank in the bottom 14 in NBA history if maintained for a full season. The Pelicans will try to get better, but the Kings and Pacers may get...

The Jazz are giving up 125 points... per game. But the bottom five teams in the league are so bad that they're somehow worse than the Jazz on defense by a decent bit.

Carlos Boozer would obviously be a ball handler and three point shooter in this era.

Boozer is so funny because he plays exactly like how Carlos Boozer would play in 2025, lol. Very rarely see a player who exactly answers the question "how would this guy's father look in the modern era?"

Yeah, he has a calf strain and will be back in a couple weeks.

Okay, then they won't trade him because Lauri's injury history and lack of playoff experience are too much for any team to give up more than what I mentioned. If he turns out to be a switch victim in the postseason, your future is immediately dead if you give up four picks and one prospect for him.

We're going to be getting Ron Holland, Tobias Harris, Duncan Robinson/Caris Levert and like 1-2 picks. Please do not set the expectations in this pseudo hard cap era of getting a potential superstar prospect with four years left on his rookie contract. No one has any idea if Lauri Markkanen can...

3P% is random as players will just take threes they can make so if you allow more open threes, you're probably allowing more semi-open threes that they'll also take. 3PAs *allowed* is very much not random.

The bottom of the league is so bad defensively this year that the Jazz are still only 25th in defense, lol.

Yes, the league wanted Wemby in a tiny market instead of a larger market like Toronto. You should jack off to AI-generated gnome porn live so you can make less embarrassing content.

I think they would blackball Hardy and Danny Ainge from the league if they did that again.

He's 32 and might be toast, I think he's going to get a very small return.

The Jazz are in the play-in in the West currently because of how catastrophic the bottom of the west has been this year.

Are AJ and the rest of the Cougars really about to lose to Delaware. Looks like they finally woke up.

This year is weird in that the bottom 10 teams are all just awful and it's not clear how they're going to get better. The Clippers maybe bounce back...? But the Grizzlies may get worse. There's this massive gap between the 10th worst team in the league (the Grizzlies) and the 11th worst (the...

Yeah, Cody is better, but how much weight gain helps varies a lot player to player. Giannis and Gobert are probably the most dramatic successes from weight gain in modern NBA history (and they aren't that modern anymore, both have been in the league over a decade) as both gained tons of...

I mean, possibly, but we just saw Taylor Hendricks put on 30 pounds and get 0% better at basketball and Cody just put on 15-20 pounds while still not being any good at basketball. I think Ace's interior scoring will improve as he puts on weight, but he probably doesn't have the skill or...

Cody can't crack the rotation of one of the worst teams in the NBA and he's apparently doing even worse in practice, it's over. Taylor maybe has a future in the NBA? But it's so unlikely and so many years away that he'll probably have to spend a couple years in Europe or the G-League first...

I think Ace can be a little better than that (like the 15th best PF in the league), but yes, the Jazz got 0 stars and 2 probably non-NBA players out of three top 10 picks.

You sound like the people who hyped up Tidjane Salaun pre-draft tbh.