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    When Should the Jazz Stop Tanking?

    The issue just keeps coming back to the original sin: we needed to actually, seriously tank for multiple seasons but only have done it once. But since we did half-*** tanking we got none of the benefit for basically the same amount of pain of non-stop tanking.
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    Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk

    This is such an unusual scenario, but if it keeps happening, the Jazz keep losing, and the Jazz are looking to flip the switch next year and/or cash in, this gets real nice for the organization. In particular, his contract is insanely team friendly. If you find a cap-strained playoff team...
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    Top-8 protected, but since the top-4 are lottery slots, you could have as many as four teams leapfrog teams with worse records, which means in order to guarantee keeping their pick, the Jazz have to finish bottom-4 in the standings.
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    Bad news: The Jazz fans will certainly not end with the worst record. Nets have that in a death grip. The Pelicans are also probably worse than the Jazz while trying to win. The Jazz will draft top-4, or barely keep the pick, it looks like (I know you were making a joke but I just ran with...
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    Walker Kessler out for the year

    Simple solution: don’t, then. It will actually be good for your life.
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    The Jazz are 1000% not getting that pick.
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    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    It is literally the most lopsided trade I can ever recall (without doing a deep historical dive).
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    The joke around social media is...

    The league’s #1 clown.
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    Game Thread Nov 03, 2025 05:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Boston Celtics

    Umm. We had the worst record on account of a Washington buzzer-beater to close the season. By the skin of our collective teeth were the Jazz able to maintain their position. The Jazz were able to lose a lot of close games by sheer willpower to tank. These stupid close wins against bad teams are...
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    Game Thread Nov 02, 2025 04:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Charlotte Hornets

    I don’t know how to tell the cowards that this outcome is awesome. One more year of this bull ****… pretty sure. The universally good news: Lauri putting up crazy numbers and Keyonte’s leap looks real.
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    Game Thread Oct 31, 2025 08:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Phoenix Suns

    5 games into the season?
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    Game Thread Oct 31, 2025 08:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Phoenix Suns

    Serious? Happens all the time. Pick a year.
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    Game Thread Oct 31, 2025 08:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Phoenix Suns

    Sorta. It also is worth noting teams don’t have to tank to be one of the worst teams.
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    How Much $$$ Should Jazz Throw at Austin Reaves?

    Lebron might be gone. Reaves isn’t going anywhere.
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    He has to choose to sign here over the Lakers. But yeah, sure, throw the offer. It’s only four years late, and the Jazz can’t offer more than the Lakers now, but how could we pass on those incredible John Collins seasons that all Jazz fans will cherish forever?
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    This is going to be what we use our capspace on.
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    What should the FO do if we are 0.500 by January?

    Looks like they’re going to have to pull some surgical shenanigans until then. We need Cody Williams.
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    What should the FO do if we are 0.500 by January?

    The question with this team is whether they are bad enough to secure a top-8 pick. Right now, the Jazz look like they’re headed for the worst-case scenario of coughing up the ~10th pick. I don’t know how much people have analyzed the situation, but being .500 against bad or asleep teams does...
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    Lauri Markkanen Hype & Appreciation Thread

    Just to elaborate: -we can’t trade swaps directly -for comparison, we had ~9 1sts from other teams in 2023, we now have ~4 -Lauri’s impact on winning is at this stage very possibly the difference between keeping a *TOP-8* pick or not which is worth calculating into the value, IMO. We have...
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