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  1. NUMBERICA

    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    He’s 6’ 2.5” without shoes. All basketball shoes add at least an inch (which rounds to at least 6’ 4”). And we have ACTUAL data on this! https://www.nba.com/stats/draft/combine-anthro?SeasonYear=2024-25
  2. NUMBERICA

    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    This seems like a fine time to mention that when Lauri is hobbled (as he was for almost all of last year) he is not very effective and the amount he’s playing puts him at great risk of overuse injuries which is in the interest of nobody.
  3. NUMBERICA

    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    This is such bull ****. Lauri not being worth a huge contract/stating that Lauri’s return value in a trade will be less than Don and Rudy because the trade landscape has completely changed/we should’ve traded Lauri if we were going to essentially tank for four years does not equate to...
  4. NUMBERICA

    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    Cody Williams has no significant ups to speak of. It’s worth mentioning that most players in the league don’t get a second contract.
  5. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Jan 10, 2026 07:30PM MT: Charlotte Hornets @ Utah Jazz

    I think their floor next year is play-in (unless there’s some freakish injury ****). This team as currently constructed with a healthy Walker and 0 shenanigans is already pretty safely a play-in team.
  6. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Jan 10, 2026 07:30PM MT: Charlotte Hornets @ Utah Jazz

    The time to trade Markkanen was years ago when we should’ve known we’d be tanking for multiple more seasons, not now, where we’re half a season away from intentionally competing.
  7. NUMBERICA

    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    It is what it is. But I don’t know what two 6’ 3” guys you’re talking about. Keyonte is 6’ 4” in shoes and so is Collier. We’ll be lucky to have that concern with WCJ or Collier. My excitement about Keyonte is bounded. If I can flip him for Anthony Black I do that ASAP.
  8. NUMBERICA

    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    Do Avdalas or Wagler play defense?
  9. NUMBERICA

    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    Sure wish we had another pick. But I guess if we draft at 8... (I have a bad feeling that Kessler ain't gonna be here next season)
  10. NUMBERICA

    Game Thread Jan 10, 2026 07:30PM MT: Charlotte Hornets @ Utah Jazz

    Let's make this **** count for something.
  11. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    There’s no way the Pacers can hold on.
  12. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    We have twice as many wins as the Pacers halfway through the season. We are more likely to win more games from here to end the season than win half the amount of games as the Pacers.
  13. NUMBERICA

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    So in addition to Dallas and Washington diving headfirst into tanking and showing their whole asses to the league while doing so, Brooklyn is considered a “lock” to trade MPj before the deadline. We will not have time to catchup on tanking later. We need to get serious yesterday.
  14. NUMBERICA

    From here on out are you cheering for us to win or lose?

    Bad defense is how.
  15. NUMBERICA

    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    Weird to be worried that you get better players, also.
  16. NUMBERICA

    2026 NBA Trade Discussion Thread

    It feels like we’ll be left with no good options regarding Kessler soon (either matching a max or letting him walk).
  17. NUMBERICA

    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    We’re not catching the Pacers.
  18. NUMBERICA

    Can The Ainges Resist Zion?

    Look dude, I just answered the question as to how it *might* turn out differently. Sorry you're mad?
  19. NUMBERICA

    Can The Ainges Resist Zion?

    For better or worse, we would then officially have to change the team name to “Utah Power Forwardzz”.
  20. NUMBERICA

    Can The Ainges Resist Zion?

    Luck, maturity, and being with a B-tier organization rather than an F-tier.
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