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We have. To. Stop. Doing. This. ****.

Mother. ****er.

If this was intentional then we should be elated.

The Jazz should sue, then. The Jazz are not the worst offenders, and it’s not particularly close. I also don’t think that’s a hypothetical. Completely 1000% unprecedented.

We should try to beat this team!

The thing with Ozempic is that it is less allowing you to eat whatever you want, and more that it changes what it is you want to eat. In other words, the Jazz taking Ozempic would make them want to lose games and feel great about it.

One of the most fundamental signs of cognitive maturation is whether a person can recognize and embrace delayed gratification. All of us fans want more wins, but at different junctures we have disagreements as to what that means. Right now the organization is choosing the one marshmallow in...

Gotta have enough wins that ruin the tank. These are mutually exclusive; you pick one or the other.

Literally nobody benefits by running Lauri into the ground. Nobody.

It will be too late by then to optimize position, at which point the Jazz will probably have to pull **** that will be nauseating just to not cough up the pick. B2Bs and tank battles are the lowest-hanging fruit on how to improve or maintain their draft position. They cannot be punting on...

This is a league that will not punish the Clippers for an obscene cap circumvention.

Literally was going to post something about them hoping they can Kessler their star players. This is asinine beyond belief. But it’s also a home game, so I guess they figure they need to throw some meat to the cornfed masses.

They were. The whole league was canvassed, and Trae ended up going for nothing.

Winning last night and losing tonight is preferable to the inverse.

Clown ****. Meanwhile, Dallas is probably ramping up to tank more seriously also.

Meanwhile, Trae Young was just traded for an expiring and a really bad contract. It’s also worth noting that the ‘24 draft was ***.

So this is a proposal, then? No news of this anywhere.

The Jazz should go out of their way to help Atlanta acquire Anthony Davis (as long as it’s reasonable).

Probably in part due to the Dillingham disaster.

Will not be hard to pull shenanigans since Trae had a significant knee injury already this year. They probably will and probably should just sit him. Were it not for Keyonte’s emergence, this could’ve (and probably should’ve) been our play.