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  1. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 20, 2026 07:00PM MT: Minnesota Timberwolves @ Utah Jazz

    This game is kind of gas
  2. Zombie

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    I agree 100% with all of this, especially the bolded section.
  3. Zombie

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    This was the exhange: Andy Larsen "What is your philosophy on, for lack of a better term, to be indelicate: tanking, or manipulating minutes and player performance in order to achieve better lottery odds?" Ainge: "You won't see that this year." That it. He more or less did just say no. If he...
  4. Zombie

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    That’s fair enough, I don’t doubt that Austin is less pro-tank than Danny was. I just don’t think his response to that question is good evidence of it. If a front office is asked if they are tanking or not they kind of have to say no.
  5. Zombie

    2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

    I still don't understand why anyone took baby Ainge's response to the question of whether the team would tank, or manipulate minutes, at face value. Andy's question basically painted him into a corner - there's really no other answer he could have given. Remember, a few years ago Mark Cuban was...
  6. Zombie

    Pick Two Players

    I’m not sure if the support for Cody Williams in this poll says more about his progress this season or the lack of progress from the other guys.
  7. Zombie

    Jackpotting Around 52 - Uproar Theory, Tankxiety, Keyonte, and Trade Talk

    This is true of course - the Jazz roster last year was better than their record. But not actually that much better. Generally speaking, I don't think people appreciate how bad the team was last year even when healthy. We were on a 16 win pace in games Lauri played for example (actual record...
  8. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 15, 2026 06:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Dallas Mavericks

    Relax my guy, it was just a funny thing that happened!
  9. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 15, 2026 06:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Dallas Mavericks

    Ah that makes sense, I was only kind of paying attention at that point
  10. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 15, 2026 06:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Dallas Mavericks

    Cody Williams just airballed a finger roll layup. Incredible stuff!
  11. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 12, 2026 05:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Cleveland Cavaliers

    Gotta love Bolerjack thinking DeAndre Hunter is Donovan Mitchell. Not like the guy was on our team for 5 years or anything lol
  12. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 10, 2026 07:30PM MT: Charlotte Hornets @ Utah Jazz

    I really hope none of y’all are actually watching this
  13. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 07, 2026 06:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Oklahoma City Thunder

    Shoutout to Walt Clayton. He was a big part of the Jazz making it close tonight.
  14. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 07, 2026 06:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Oklahoma City Thunder

    I really don’t understand what is an offensive foul in the NBA these days
  15. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 07, 2026 06:00PM MT: Utah Jazz @ Oklahoma City Thunder

    ? Ajay Mitchell has been a major part of their rotation all year.
  16. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 01, 2026 08:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ LA Clippers

    View: https://bsky.app/profile/johnschuhmann.bsky.social/post/3mbhc7xwxkk27 this team is special
  17. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 01, 2026 08:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ LA Clippers

    Well, that certainly was one of the basketball games of all time.
  18. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 01, 2026 08:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ LA Clippers

    Nah, I think it’s fine on its own. A matchup between the old and unexciting clippers and the Jazz sans most of their talent is a sickos game for sure.
  19. Zombie

    Game Thread Jan 01, 2026 08:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ LA Clippers

    Imagine getting cooked by the dynamic duo of Cody Williams and Kyle Anderson. Embarrassing.
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