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    Could you win with Lauri and Key being your closers?

    I don't like your attitude, sir!
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    Could you win with Lauri and Key being your closers?

    Get AJ. That way, if they somehow force the ball out of Key's hands, some action runs through AJ with ~8 seconds remaining on the shot clock.
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    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    Those sound like 4 players who could score 20+ a night. Pretty easy to imagine an evenly spread scoring distribution. I wouldn't be worried at all.
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    It's hilarious that you can claim that "nobody is thinking or talking" about something. It's time to logoff the internet and have a ****ing sandwich, pal. "Draft-industrial complex".... lmfao.
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    Game Thread Jan 01, 2026 08:30PM MT: Utah Jazz @ LA Clippers

    Just like Latrell Sprewell, amiright?
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    This list includes a lot of players who are primary, point-of-attack defenders. Thus, they have many more chances of getting "blown by" than a Center, for example. A better report would include some kind of adjustment for this obvious fact—like, how many "blow bys" per drive attempt. I guess...
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    That's obviously incorrect, and flailing like this is one of many obvious signs of your weakness. Curious.... would you say that you have a healthy pattern of posting on this board?
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    Ace Bailey Hype thread

    does anybody else have a limited data set that Traumatic Upside can cry about?
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    I don't think it's a shtick. I think he's legit pathetic IRL, too.
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    Keyonte George’s Star Ascension

    nah, bro.
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    Keyonte George’s Star Ascension

    Kristi Noem's dawg, maybe?
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    There are more than a dozen hilarious clips in here. Do recommend.
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    The Non-Jazz NBA Thread in the Jazz Section

    Does anybody else have a limited data set that Traumatic Upside can cry about?
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    Following Potential 2026 Draftees

    still #1 on my wish list.
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    What should the FO do if we are 0.500 by January?

    I'm Actual ok (as opposed to Estimate ok). Did you manage to dry your tears for long enough to enjoy a party last night?
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    What should the FO do if we are 0.500 by January?

    Did they Estimate fall of their faces, or did they Actual fall on their faces?
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    Jazz Pod with Key, Ace and Lauri

    which very well could be a sign that his life has improved.
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    Keyonte George’s Star Ascension

    still laughing about your "Estimated" versus "Actual" mistake, the way you doubled down on it, and your lack of acknowledging your error.
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    Trade DL anticipations: New winds or par for the course?

    Other than Nurkic, I don't think the vets are really helping us win games. I know that Love has had a couple of hot shooting performances lately, but he's such a traffic cone on defense. I know that Svi bothers a lot of yall, but he's just 28, and his style of play has 3 more peak-ish years...
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    Keyonte George’s Star Ascension

    I've seen THAT play before. Barf
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