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Is this new? Because I love it. Dantelope in the headlights.

Over/under for how many steals Mitchell gets against NWG in scrimmage?

Yes, please.

Did anyone take DJ Wilson yet?

Watching the corpse of Derrick Favors lurch around for 38 minutes was so depressing.

Quin just karate chopped the clipboard out of an assistants hand heading to break. Love it.

Rudy Gobert is finalizing a four-year, $100M-plus contract extension with the Utah Jazz, league sources tell @TheVertical. Per Woj. Didn't expect it to get done, but glad it did!

Why cook a soup when you can get your stew on? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqYStxdqbEg

How much ham can a Hanlan can, if a Hanlan can can ham?

https://www.nba.com/jazz/courtpants Damn those are cool. Added benefit of just being normal pants for fans.

This thread sucks. But, I am impressed with all of the sentences that begin with conjunctions. Because it is impressive.

Along those lines: Armed and Dangerous. I'd assume Rudy would be "Armed" being that he has long-*** arms, leaving DFav to be "Dangerous". Cheesy, I know.

So in this scenario, Utah is Cartman, Denver is the accidental cannibal and Rudy is the deceased/stewed parents? Sounds about right.

homeytennis gettin' scooped.

I like your snarkasm and I like Martin Starr.

Locke is saying we get a first rounder. Detroit's I'd assume since OKC doesn't have one this year.

I heard Novak to Detroit, but OKC makes more sense. No dump please.

Novak going to Pistons as part of the deal evidently.

I appreciate the emotion he shows, but it's like his body moves faster than his brain. Every time he gets the ball in any situation that isn't an offensive rebound I fully expect something embarrassing to happen. Also, not sure what happened to his mid-range jumper.