Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Martellus Bennett fined because dem cleats be too black.
Are you kidding me? The NFL has a rule about the darkness of cleats? What idiot thought this one up.
Lackey 1: Hey, Mr. Goodell, I think if teams play on Sunday or Monday night, competitive advantage could be gained if cleats are too dark for opponents to see.
Goodell: Get right on it. I'm sure we can catch some poor ******* who won't read through all these stupid rules. It's a good way to put more money in my pocket and turn attention away from the real issues.
Lackey 2: Hey, Roger, call for you on line 1. Says he's the Director of Security at the Revel Hotel and he has an urgent matter to discuss with you.
Goodell: Tell him I'm at lunch and I'll get back to him...sometime.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-o...l-fining-him-because-my-cleats-were-too-black
Are you kidding me? The NFL has a rule about the darkness of cleats? What idiot thought this one up.
Lackey 1: Hey, Mr. Goodell, I think if teams play on Sunday or Monday night, competitive advantage could be gained if cleats are too dark for opponents to see.
Goodell: Get right on it. I'm sure we can catch some poor ******* who won't read through all these stupid rules. It's a good way to put more money in my pocket and turn attention away from the real issues.
Lackey 2: Hey, Roger, call for you on line 1. Says he's the Director of Security at the Revel Hotel and he has an urgent matter to discuss with you.
Goodell: Tell him I'm at lunch and I'll get back to him...sometime.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-o...l-fining-him-because-my-cleats-were-too-black