Okay Dante, we need a good picture of you showing your toughness. Look straight at the camera and stare it down with fierceness. Make your opponent **** their pants.
Um... Lets try it again, but this time less seductively. Just frown and look at the camera like you're saying "wus' up". That's scary looking.
Yeah, maybe the frown just isn't for you. Maybe you should roar like a lion about to tear apart his prey!
Are...are you smiling? Why are you smiling? You know what? Let's embrace that. Just smile to the camera like you don't give a **** what happens to you out there on the floor!
Looks like you had to fart just as we were taking the picture. Wanna try again?
Dante? DANTE? What, you're not talking to me now? I'm just trying to help. DAAANTEEEEE!
Oh, so now you suddenly know how to stare someone down?!

Um... Lets try it again, but this time less seductively. Just frown and look at the camera like you're saying "wus' up". That's scary looking.

Yeah, maybe the frown just isn't for you. Maybe you should roar like a lion about to tear apart his prey!

Are...are you smiling? Why are you smiling? You know what? Let's embrace that. Just smile to the camera like you don't give a **** what happens to you out there on the floor!
Looks like you had to fart just as we were taking the picture. Wanna try again?

Dante? DANTE? What, you're not talking to me now? I'm just trying to help. DAAANTEEEEE!

Oh, so now you suddenly know how to stare someone down?!