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Dante needs help with his poses in photos

Siro

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Okay Dante, we need a good picture of you showing your toughness. Look straight at the camera and stare it down with fierceness. Make your opponent **** their pants.



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Um... Lets try it again, but this time less seductively. Just frown and look at the camera like you're saying "wus' up". That's scary looking.




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Yeah, maybe the frown just isn't for you. Maybe you should roar like a lion about to tear apart his prey!


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Are...are you smiling? Why are you smiling? You know what? Let's embrace that. Just smile to the camera like you don't give a **** what happens to you out there on the floor!





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Looks like you had to fart just as we were taking the picture. Wanna try again?






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Dante? DANTE? What, you're not talking to me now? I'm just trying to help. DAAANTEEEEE!




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Oh, so now you suddenly know how to stare someone down?!
 
This is hysterical and I notice it when they use the starting lineup pictures. Dante always looking like he's trying too hard.
 
this bro looks so familiar for some reason. i cant put my finger on it doe. like if raja bell and boris diaw had a lovechild in the outback.
 
Lol, he's such an awkward kid right now, and yet he's already sticking with the best pros in the world and contributing to a winning situation. Imagine this kid in 2 or 3 years. Gives me goose bumps.
 
this bro looks so familiar for some reason. i cant put my finger on it doe. like if raja bell and boris diaw had a lovechild in the outback.

dat bro doe doe bro



Hey 2012 called. They want their meme back.

Edit: forgot to add "dis". Carry on.
 
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