On a related note isn't hotel sex the best? I'm going on a weekend getaway this weekend with the wife and NO kiddies. Excited to get my hotel smashing on.
You had me at hotel sex and lost me with the wife.
On a related note isn't hotel sex the best? I'm going on a weekend getaway this weekend with the wife and NO kiddies. Excited to get my hotel smashing on.
"Bathe" was clearly intended to include whatever you consider washing normalcy. I don't bathe either, but it's kind of an umbrella term in my world.
why does bean always provide TOO MUCH INFORMATION?
well I certainly don't bathe with an umbrella. don't shower with one either. seems like it'd be sort of counterproductive.
You had me at hotel sex and lost me with the wife.
On a related note isn't hotel sex the best? I'm going on a weekend getaway this weekend with the wife and NO kiddies. Excited to get my hotel smashing on.
You had me at hotel sex and lost me with the wife.
How awesome is that?! You get to plant your seed on the same bed that 10,000 other dirt bags have wanked off into. You're such a Lothario.
At least she'll be plowed off fire water and pipe weed, and won't remember a thing.
I'm going on a weekend getaway this weekend with the wife.