I know I will get an infraction for this thread or maybe even get banned. Maybe the mods will want to delete this thread. But I don't think it's that bad. I will just try to teach you guys some Turkish. Real Turkish words which we, the Turks, use in daily life, regularly and frequently, all the time.
My inspiration is the "Furkan Aldemir" joke and the amusement over it that's ongoing now. Just let me state once again, it's only fun intended.
Anyway, here we go. This is the structure:
The Meaning in English -------> The Turkish Word / (The Pronunciation for English Speakers)
It's not the exact pronunciation for every word, but believe me it's very, very close.
Note: I will use "phak" instead of "***" or "****" and "khuck" instead of ... Anyway you know it, allways think the latter.
Now, just repeat after me folks.
That's it for now pupils. I don't use any slang personally in my life so my mind is not inventive enough for more of this.
Anyway, I hope this lecture will help you to love the Turkish Language. And the Turkish players of course, Enes Kanter, Furkan Aldemir, Şafak Edge etc...
Oh, yeah, one last lesson...
My inspiration is the "Furkan Aldemir" joke and the amusement over it that's ongoing now. Just let me state once again, it's only fun intended.
Anyway, here we go. This is the structure:
The Meaning in English -------> The Turkish Word / (The Pronunciation for English Speakers)
It's not the exact pronunciation for every word, but believe me it's very, very close.
Note: I will use "phak" instead of "***" or "****" and "khuck" instead of ... Anyway you know it, allways think the latter.
Now, just repeat after me folks.
- Trap -------> Fak / (phak)
- Kitchen ---> Mutfak / (Moot-phak)
- Tiny -------> Ufak / (oo-phak)
- Succesful ---> Muvaffak / (Moo-vuff-phak)
- But -------> Fakat / (phak-out)
- Dawn -------> Şafak / (shah-phak) (There is an upcoming Turkish PG named "Şafak Edge" too. He has the NBA potential also.)
- Faction -------> Nifak / (Knee-phak)
- Horizon -------> Afak(plural) / (ah-phak)
- Alliance -------> İttifak / (Eat-tea-phak)
- Poor -------> Fakir / (phak-ear)
- Factor -------> Faktör / (Phak-thur)
- Easement -------> İrtifak / (Ear-tea-phak)
- Accompany -------> Refakat / (Re-phak-out)
- Solidarity Fund for Poors -------> "Fak *** Fonu" (Phak-fook Pho-noo) this is an actual solidarity fund for the poors in Turkey.
- To reap -------> Biçmek / (Bitch-mac) or (Bitch-Mc)
- Shape, method -------> Biçim / (Bitch-him)
- Formal, methodic -------> Biçimsel / (Bitch-him-sell)
- Contempt -------> Hor / (Whore)
- Calm, quite -------> Sakin / (Suck-in)
- Clumsy -------> Sakar / (Suck-our)
- To sew -------> Dikmek / (Dick-mac)
- Upright, vertical -------> Dik / (Dick)
- Sewing, stitch -------> Dikiş / (Dick-ish)
- Thorn -------> Diken / (Dick-ann)
- Urine -------> Sidik / (Sih-dick)
- Attention -------> Dikkat / (Dick-cut)
- To beetle -------> Kakmak / (khuck-mock)
- Street -------> Sokak / (So-khuck)
- Coward -------> Korkak / (Core-khuck)
- Ambush -------> Pusu / (Puss-oo)
- Compass -------> Pusula / (Puss-oo-lah)
- To sink -------> Batmak / (Butt-mock)
- February -------> Şubat / (shoe-butt)
- Liaison -------> İrtibat / (Ear-tea-butt)
- Awful -------> Berbat / (Bher-butt)
- Flora -------> Nebat / (Neh-butt)
- Big, useless -------> Battal / (Butt-tall)
- Breeze -------> Esinti / (***-in-tea)
- Captivity -------> Esaret / (***-our-at)
- Captive -------> Esir / (***-ear)
- Main -------> Esas / (***-us)
- Old -------> Eski / (***-key)
- Is it old? -------> Eski mi? / (***-key-me)
- Work, art piece, trace -------> Eser / (***-er)
- Flexible -------> Esnek / (***-neck)
- Inspiration -------> Esin / (***-in)
- To protect, withhold -------> Esirgemek / (***-ear-gimmick)
- Whiffle -------> Esiş / (***-ish)
- Artisan, tradesman -------> Esnaf / (***-enough)
- Dirty -------> Pis / (Piss)
- Prisone, prisoner -------> Hapis / (Hah-piss)
- A lot, many -------> Çok / (choke)
- Difference -------> Fark / (Pha'r'k)
That's it for now pupils. I don't use any slang personally in my life so my mind is not inventive enough for more of this.
Anyway, I hope this lecture will help you to love the Turkish Language. And the Turkish players of course, Enes Kanter, Furkan Aldemir, Şafak Edge etc...
Oh, yeah, one last lesson...
- Furkan Aldemir / (Phoor-Khann Ahl-deh-meer)
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