First time, tonight.

[Dr. Jones]

I have never, ever, had an embarrassing shot down...... until tonight.

Don't get me wrong.. I wasn't trying to pick the girl up or nothin.. just harmless flirting.

Anyway, my lil cousin stopped by with her friend.. (bout 23 I'd say). Hot. Hot. HOT.

So having grown up here in KY and knowing she went to my same HS.. I was all playin reeko swavay.. and asked what her last name was (as if trying to jog my memory).

She said, "Holiday.. but my dad went to HS at a different school."

Holeeeeeeee ****.. bros.

 

[Tony]

 

[scootsy]

Someone explain. I don't get it.

 

[Tony]

Someone explain. I don't get it.

He's old.

 

[The Midnight]

Haha... I bet God was watching.

 

[scootsy]

He's old.

Lol. Thanks. I'm still young enough that age jokes just whoosh over my head.

 

[scootsy]

Haha... I bet God was watching.

I bet he wasn't.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Lol.

 

[scootsy]

Haha... I bet God was watching.

Gimme the odds. I'll take you up on it.

 

[Dr. Jones]

No one consoling me?

I kid. I can still have any girl I want... just thought I'd share my first hiccup with all yall.

 

[Tony]

No one consoling me?

I kid. I can still have any girl I want... just thought I'd share my first hiccup with all yall.

I thought you had a wife?

 

[TroutBum]

Dude, you can't get in trouble if you bang 'em with your eyes.

 

[The Midnight]

Gimme the odds. I'll take you up on it.

Are you a God fearing man?

 

[scootsy]

Are you a God fearing man?

Do I fear god? No.

 

[The Midnight]

I thought you had a wife?

Haha... I bet God was watching.

.

 

[The Midnight]

Do I fear god? No.

Then anything is permissible.

 

[scootsy]

Then anything is permissible.

No... What kind of jump is that? Because I don't fear god, then I think rape and murder are permissible? Wtf?

 

[The Midnight]

No... What kind of jump is that? Because I don't fear god, then I think rape and murder are permissible? Wtf?

Forgot to mention, I was using you as a metaphor for 'mankind'.

 

[Dr. Jones]

@3k.. please don't derail my self-depricating thread.

 

[scootsy]

That makes no sense.