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PKM said:
Come on guys... get festive! What do you like on your hot dog?
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Hot Dog Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not add ketchup
2. Thou shalt not add Catsup
3. Honor thy bovine; for hot dogs should be made of all beef, and beef alone.
4. Do not fear, all manner of sausages may exist in any other meat flavor.
5. Mustard is the superior condiment; followed by Chilli and Cheese.
6. Cabbage(Sauerkraut) is the vegetable of choice. Can be substituted with onion on occasion
7. Cheese shall not be inserted in the center of a hot dog.
8. One does not microwave a proper hot dog.
9. Suitable beverages; Cola, beer, orange soda, water. Milk, and other dairy are inferior.
10. Covet thy neighbors hot dog, as it may be just as good as yours.
 
ElRoach0 said:
Hot Dog Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not add ketchup
2. Thou shalt not add Catsup
3. Honor thy bovine; for hot dogs should be made of all beef, and beef alone.
4. Do not fear, all manner of sausages may exist in any other meat flavor.
5. Mustard is the superior condiment; followed by Chilli and Cheese.
6. Cabbage(Sauerkraut) is the vegetable of choice. Can be substituted with onion on occasion
7. Cheese shall not be inserted in the center of a hot dog.
8. One does not microwave a proper hot dog.
9. Suitable beverages; Cola, beer, orange soda, water. Milk, and other dairy are inferior.
10. Covet thy neighbors hot dog, as it may be just as good as yours.
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Agree with EVERY one of these.. so long as you add beer to #9.
 
my wife and i are going down to sonic for lunch to eat some dollar hot dogs!!! I will leave a discription of my experince after lunch...
 
PKM said:
Ketchup is grade school and miracle whip/mayo on a hot dog is feminine.
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I know women that would be offended by that.

But, in order to build an ideal society we must allow this godless Neanderthal to continue roaming the Earth, knuckles dragging in tow.

Good luck on your journey to manhood, stoked! I'm sure you'll figure it out someday.

*P.S. - Beer is the second option*
 
ElRoach0 said:
I know women that would be offended by that.

But, in order to build an ideal society we must allow this godless Neanderthal to continue roaming the Earth, knuckles dragging in tow.

Good luck on your journey to manhood, stoked! I'm sure you'll figure it out someday.

*P.S. - Beer is the second option*
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You show me or tell me anything whatsoever and I'll find you a woman that is offended by it.
 
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