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Have you ever been cone-ing or cup-ing?

Ever been cone-ing or cup-ing

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Duck Rodgers

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Just curious. I still haven't decided if I think they are funny or not yet. I think "fire in the hole" is the way to go if you're going to be a dick in the drive-thru line, but to each their own.
 
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If you have to think about whether it's funny or not, it's not.

Planking, coneing, all of that **** is categorically vanilla and about the unfunniest thing I can think of. And that's coming from someone that's a huge fan of non-sequitors.
 
If you have to think about whether it's funny or not, it's not.

Planking, coneing, all of that **** is categorically vanilla and about the unfunniest thing I can think of. And that's coming from someone that's a huge fan of non-sequitors.

I find them funny in varying situations though. Like, for instance if you had your girlfriend in the car that is easily embarrassed and she didn't know what you were going to do, that might cross the funny threshold.
 
I "cup" occasionally without trying to due to nerve damage in my left hand. Now and then it ends up funny. Most often it is just irritating as I spill 44 ounces of coke down the side of my car, if I am lucky enough that is doesn't come in through the window. Maybe I just need to stop eating fast food?
 
Surgery on my spine actually. Lost my ulnar nerve basically (funny bone nerve). So I have what they call "minor clawing" of my left hand, meaning my thumb does not cross over my palm the way it used to, so I have a hard time gripping things that require a "round" grip (like a large cup), since my grip is more of a "pinching" grip. So I usually try to take it with both hands, or my right hand by reaching across, but that is awkward too. So every now and then I just try to grab the cup like I used to, and I squeeze it in such a way that it collapses, spraying the contents everywhere, with (occasional) hillarious consequences.

The best one was I was getting a drive-up order for my 4 kids and me, and I was shuttling the drinks into the vehicle and grabbed one and the top popped off and almost the entire contents of the cup (32 or 44 ounces or so) splashed back through the window and drenched the girl handing me the food. Someone behind her saw it and started laughing and I heard him fall as he slipped on the puddle there and I saw hamburger buns fly up in the air as he tossed the tray he was carrying as he fell.
 
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