Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
That would be something, huh?Hayward is on a championship team?
It would mean all our guys just blew up.
Burke is the greatest pure PG since John Stockton.
Burks is the first athlete to get a lifetime membership to the Magic Castle in LA. They put a statue of him right next to the "Houdini"-themed fish tank.
Exum, well..you just can't guard what you can't see.
Gobert is swatting shots like Dikembe Mutombo and rebounding like Wilt Chamberlain.
Kanter is raining down 3's like Okur, but also getting up-and-unders like Big Al.
And Favors? Well, he's nominated to the all-star game at PF AND Center.