I guess I'm back.

[Farside]

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/201...-the-phoenix-suns-to-enter-canadian-politics/

Now that Steve Nash is retiring, I have absolutely no reason to root for the Suns. They can't keep Amare. A few years ago they couldn't keep Joe Johnson. Sarver sucks. So I might as well root for the Jazz now. The Suns are really going to stink it up with Nash gone. Goodbye playoffs, hello lottery.

 

[Marty McFly]

That article wasn't even very funny. You, and the writers of that satire site, both fail.

 

[TroutBum]

Farside hasn't posted a funny article in over 5 years -- you actually seem a bit surprised by this?