I think I'm going to try out for the d-league

[♪alt13]

So Watching Lucas has got me thinking.

I'm 6 feet tall.
I think I can probably hit 3pt% .302
I'm certain I could mange 2 ast per game
I can definitely flop myself to line at least once a game
My beard is way better than his.
I can make layups

watch out Bakersfield Jam here I come.






Ps this is all tongue in cheek don't overreact.

 

[♪alt13]

I'm under 30

 

[fgcamel]

So Watching Lucas has got me thinking.

I'm 6 feet tall.
I think I can probably hit 3pt% .302
I'm certain I could mange 2 ast per game
I can definitely flop myself to line at least once a game
My beard is way better than his.
I can make layups

watch out Bakersfield Jam here I come.






Ps this is all tongue in cheek don't overreact.

Woah woah woah there. Lucas is still better than 200 other nba players.

https://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9711867/2013-nba-player-rankings-276-300

 

[fgcamel]

#tongueincheek

 

[♪alt13]

Woah woah woah there. Lucas is still better than 200 other nba players.

https://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9711867/2013-nba-player-rankings-276-300

lulz

 

[8]

Whoa whoa, slow your roll...

I'd say try-out for the Jazz first. You gotta aim low, then work your way up to the D-League

 

[David Stern]

Woah woah woah there. Lucas is still better than 200 other nba players.

https://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9711867/2013-nba-player-rankings-276-300

Who was high when they ranked him that high?

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Who was high when they ranked him that high?

Better call the Ranking department Stern, find that one out.

 

[UGLI baby]

Worst thread in weeks tbh