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If I told you how you could get tickets to every Jazz game in the lower bowl for free...

UGLI baby

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Would you still respect me in the morning?

I have no problem going to the games for free but I feel guilty if I share it...Does anyone want to know??
 
-<important notice; sarcasm alert>-

Hey, if I told you that there was a way where I could gain access to everyone elses bank acounts who use this site, would any of you be interested?

or; Hey, if i told you that there was a way to get underage prostitutes from the underwold for free would anyone be interested?

what about; Hey if I told you that there was a way to get Chinese slaves to work for you for free so that you could sit at home and watch free jazz games in HD with your underage prostitues, would anyone be interested?

-<sarcasm alert ended, neg rep away>-
 
-<important notice; sarcasm alert>-

Hey, if I told you that there was a way where I could gain access to everyone elses bank acounts who use this site, would any of you be interested?

or; Hey, if i told you that there was a way to get underage prostitutes from the underwold for free would anyone be interested?

what about; Hey if I told you that there was a way to get Chinese slaves to work for you for free so that you could sit at home and watch free jazz games in HD with your underage prostitues, would anyone be interested?

-<sarcasm alert ended, neg rep away>-

Did someone spike your redbull with a 5hr energy? Damn..
 
-<important notice; sarcasm alert>-

Hey, if I told you that there was a way where I could gain access to everyone elses bank acounts who use this site, would any of you be interested?

or; Hey, if i told you that there was a way to get underage prostitutes from the underwold for free would anyone be interested?

what about; Hey if I told you that there was a way to get Chinese slaves to work for you for free so that you could sit at home and watch free jazz games in HD with your underage prostitues, would anyone be interested?

-<sarcasm alert ended, neg rep away>-

If I told you there was a way to access jazzfanz without buying a premium membership, would you do it?

Answer the question!
 
If I told you there was a way to access jazzfanz without buying a premium membership, would you do it?
Wait............ I've been accessing Jazzfans for months without the premium membership............ I'm a dang HYPOCRITE!!!!

Sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet, which is why I put the -<alert>- thing there. I don't need to calm down becuase I'm not angry. I did hope to make a point though.
 
Hey if I told you that there was a way to get Chinese slaves to work for you for free so that you could sit at home and watch free jazz games in HD with your underage prostitutes, would anyone be interested?
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
My buddy works as a night security guard for the ESA and gets free season tickets........or impregnate a Miller girl relative....or get impregnated by Kanter....

/thread.
 
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