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is fes injured?

Fess would have definitely changed this 30 point loss to a 30 point win.... Damn that Sloan!

Oh and timeouts too!

If Sloan would have used more timeouts and played Fess we would have dominated tonight!
 
Here's the deal, see...

Fes been drinking too much of this new stuff that would kill most pirates, at least the movie versions. I can't even sip the stuff. It's hot like Lucy Lawless hot--you want it bad but you know it's gonna kick your *** really hard if you don't keep a good distance. It's like drinking barbed wire and broken glass. This stuff makes your guts bleed hard. It's amazing anyone can drink it, but Fes, he guzzles it like it's just wine. He does alright getting it down but that's not the problem. See, now he has to wear maxi pads in games because his ******* is squirting all over the place. The guy is huge. His intestine is like a mile long and makes his ******* bleed like a camp of estrus elephants. He's got to get those huge post-labor pads to soak it all up, and he still can't catch all the blood.

Briggs got one look at that *** blood and Boom! Fes is back on the end of the bench.

It's all Malone's fault I tell you. Malone is screwing Fes from retirement. His whole anti-AIDS rant is coming back to haunt the Jazz now. That Malone always screwed things up.
 
franklin said:
Here's the deal, see...

Fes been drinking too much of this new stuff that would kill most pirates, at least the movie versions. I can't even sip the stuff. It's hot like Lucy Lawless hot--you want it bad but you know it's gonna kick your *** really hard if you don't keep a good distance. It's like drinking barbed wire and broken glass. This stuff makes your guts bleed hard. It's amazing anyone can drink it, but Fes, he guzzles it like it's just wine. He does alright getting it down but that's not the problem. See, now he has to wear maxi pads in games because his ******* is squirting all over the place. The guy is huge. His intestine is like a mile long and makes his ******* bleed like a camp of estrus elephants. He's got to get those huge post-labor pads to soak it all up, and he still can't catch all the blood.

Briggs got one look at that *** blood and Boom! Fes is back on the end of the bench.

It's all Malone's fault I tell you. Malone is screwing Fes from retirement. His whole anti-AIDS rant is coming back to haunt the Jazz now. That Malone always screwed things up.
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