It doesn't get better than this...

[moevillini]

as if his name wasn't enough, and the scandal he was involved in...

you'd think he'd have the good sense to stay away from something called a "jerk" festival in Queens...

this will probably lift his mayoral campaign to higher levels

Anthony Weiner and wife Huma Abedin attend the Jamaica Jerk Festival at Roy Wilkins Park in Queens on July 21.

https://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/23/19640828-former-congressman-anthony-weiner-admits-to-new-texts-and-photos

..."While some things that have been posted today are true and some are not, there is no question that what I did was wrong. This behavior is behind me."...

but don't blame the Jamaicans, they make excellent jerk...

 

[Dr. Jones]

This belongs in the hot dog thread. Please merge.

 

[BTP]

Weiner means whiner in German. True story!
His chick has a more ugly nose than I do.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Weiner means whiner in German. True story!
His chick has a more ugly nose than I do.

Riveting.

 

[BTP]

I thought his online nickname "Carlos Danger" was kind of funny. Can I rename into that on Jazzfanz?

 

[Gameface]

I thought his online nickname "Carlos Danger" was kind of funny. Can I rename into that on Jazzfanz?

If you want to constantly explain that you're not talking about Carlos "danger (with my bags in teh dark)" Boozer

 

[UGLI baby]

GD is all about Hot Dogs and Weiners today.

 

[Gameface]

GD is all about Hot Dogs and Weiners today.

It's good to be an American.

 

[moevillini]

It's good to be an American.

MORE BEER!!!

This is where a Brewer and a Boozer might come in handy

 

[UGLI baby]

How bout a Chicago dog Moe??

 

[Dr. Jones]

How bout a St. GEORGE dog Moe??

.

 

[LogGrad98]

Wait, her name would be "Huma Weiner"? Wow you just can't make this **** up.

 

[Gameface]

Wait, her name would be "Huma Weiner"? Wow you just can't make this **** up.

 

[moevillini]

Wait, her name would be "Huma Weiner"? Wow you just can't make this **** up.

Oh Lordy! He probably says that to himself a thousand times a day. Might even be the real reason he married her. Subliminally of course.

 

[candrew]

I shook his hand about 20 years ago.

Still kind of grossed out about that.

 

[Stifle Tower]

And the sad thing about it is he probably wins in a landslide. All those voters who died more than 3 years ago are unaware of the scandal and will be voting for him. Count on it!

 

[LogGrad98]

I shook his hand about 20 years ago.

Still kind of grossed out about that.

Well you know where that hand has been.

 

[candrew]

I thought his online nickname "Carlos Danger" was kind of funny. Can I rename into that on Jazzfanz?

Or you can use the attached name generator to get your very own Anthony Weiner online nickname.

https://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

 

[Gameface]

Or you can use the attached name generator to get your very own Anthony Weiner online nickname.

https://www.slate.com/articles/news...widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

I'm Carmelo Scourge

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Huma Weiner is absolutely knockable.